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Tue, May 24th, 2011, 12:06 PM #20746
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Tue, May 24th, 2011, 12:10 PM #20747
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Statues
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
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Tue, May 24th, 2011, 12:16 PM #20748
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Fast Food
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
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Tue, May 24th, 2011, 04:33 PM #20749
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OMG I SAW THIS LIVE SOMEWHERE& It Was TO FUNNY MAN. I NEVER LMAO SO HARD IN MY LIFE THEN ONE DAY I SAW IT ON THE WEB AND POSTED IT ON HERE LAST YEAR SOMETIME.. TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE I SAW LIVE TALK ABOUT TEARS & STITCHES, I NEEDED THE STICHES I THOUGHT FOR REAL IN MY BELLY & THE TEARS OH LORD WHAT A MESSWHY DO WE GET TEARS WHEN LAUGHING SO HARD? I'VE ALWAYS WONDER WHY OR WHAT CAUSES IT. WAY TO GOOD & WAY TO GO This Will Sure Make Anyone Laugh If They Are Normal Keep us Laughing
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Tue, May 24th, 2011, 11:29 PM #20750
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Tue, May 24th, 2011, 11:30 PM #20751
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Tue, May 24th, 2011, 11:34 PM #20752
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Wed, May 25th, 2011, 12:04 AM #20753
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Wed, May 25th, 2011, 12:09 AM #20755
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Wed, May 25th, 2011, 12:15 AM #20756
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May 25th
DSN - Replace the switch covers (swi)
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Healthcare III - Both (bot)
Healthcare IV - Golden Rule Insurance Company (gol)
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SYC II - Unknown (unk)Last edited by 6ffightr9; Wed, May 25th, 2011 at 12:26 AM.
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