Vinyl 95.3

[ecat444]

Nice classical guitar!

[Mechman47]

[edwards1411]

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.



"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.



So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $21.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $17.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....

Yesterday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
Grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the trailer with my sled and ice hut up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a the recent snowstorm. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 25 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...

Thanks for the good belly laughs today!!!

[char]

RECAP FOR OUR FRIEND BABYGIRL1 AKA CASS
Discover Something New II Trivia - WORN OUT BALL BEARINGS
Discover Something New III Trivia -NORWEGIAN
Games 'n eCards Trivia - SQUARE
How Stuff Work''s Trivia - MALAGASY
How Stuff Work''s II Trivia EXPERIENCED DESTRUCTION OF ABOUT 80 PERCENT OF THE BUIDLINGS IN THE DEVASTING EARTHQUAKE ON MAY 12, 2008
How Stuff Work''s III Trivia - DOESN'T HAVE AN OFFICIAL NAME
Music Challenge Trivia -DOLPHINS
Name That Question - WHO WAS BRIAN SMITH?
Satisfy Your Curiosity Trivia - QUANTUM PHYSICS SHIOWS THAT THE UNIVERSE IS STRANGER THAN WE EVER IMAGINED
Sleuth Trivia - ECLAT
Sports Trivia - SEEDS
This Day in Canadian History Trivia - SEVEN
6:40am The Skinny Bonus Word - CAST
8:40am The Skinny Bonus Word - GENIE
9:00:00 AM VIP Bonus Word - WATER
12:OO pm VIP Bonus Word - BOTTLE
2pm VIP Bonus Word - LIQUID
4pm VIP Bonus Word - WORKOUT
6pm VIP Bonus Word - WEIGHTS

[edwards1411]

Luv it, luv it, luv it - thanks for sharing!!!

[char]

For all of you who have been asking about Cass, I thought I would send out a quick note to ask everyone to pray for our dear friend. She has had a bit of a set back in the hospital and is not feeling too good the last couple of days. She is going through a rough time right now, but I know she is a fighter and will be back with us soon. She is in alot of pain right now and just can't join us andd be on-line with us as regular as she would like to be. She says hi to everyone and as soon as she can be back with us, she will be.........so lets all pray really hard for a quick recovery!

[char]

We should also pray for all of our friends in Australia who have no power or drinking water due to the terible storms they are getting.......to think we are complaining about our cold weather and winter storms........I guess we aren't that bad off
Thinking of you too LostOz

[edwards1411]

Hey Cass,

Hope you're feeling better real soon!!!

[char]

COINS

[6ffightr9]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!" So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?”
And then the fight started…..

[6ffightr9]

COINS

Thanks

[Mechman47]

CARTage

A guess that worked for me!

[6ffightr9]

My wife celebrated her birthday in earlier this month, so I got her an iRon.



AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED...

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service

I should be out of the hospital by Monday

[6ffightr9]

CARTage

A guess that worked for me!

Thanks

[6ffightr9]

He said to me. . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?