Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

Georgia



The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.





He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"





The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
Louisiana


A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying, "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana."





When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."





Mississippi



The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"





Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"





The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."





South Carolina



A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.





A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.





The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."





The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"





The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."


Tennessee



A TennesseeState trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"





The driver replied, "Bout whut?"





Texas



The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."





"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "





Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North !

[The Jester]

Recent inventions



Pen that Scans and Draws in Millions of Colors Finally Arrives on Kickstarter

• By Jason Dorrier
• ON Aug 12, 2014
• | Gadgets

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Ever bought a king-size box of colored pencils and marveled at all the names? Burnt sienna, cerulean blue, tuscan red. The world is overflowing with colors, too many to count or name. What if you had a single pen that contained them all?
The Scribble color matching pen (or stylus) uses a color sensor and LED illumination to sample and upload colors (say from your wall or a piece of clothing) to a mobile device or computer, and then reverses the process, allowing you to draw in any color.

Rotating power strip for various size/types of plugs
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USB rechargeable batteries:

[The Jester]

and this brilliant concept for the small bladdered movie goer:

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Amazing Technology Genius! A TV screen on Bathroom floors in a Movie Theater, so you don't miss the movie!

[crazyredneck]

just dropping in to say hello, hope all is going great. one day its -25 the next its +2, see what tomorrow brings. everyone take care.

[crazyredneck]

thanks for the heart, but then again there are lots of big ones in here.

[22hicks]

Some great pics there KT; would have been a blast being there !!!

CRN - congrats on your new BLUE. +2 - that would be nice.


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[heartgirl99]

good evening qt's!

i hope alohamom is sending samples of those cabbage rolls. They sure look tasty!

great pic, k-t! what a game!

thanks for the laughs, jester and gman!



nice to see you, crn. please stop sending the cold weather our way!

[crazyredneck]

dont worry karl i am looking after your boy, lots of food to keep warm

[Spartacus]

just dropping in to say hello, hope all is going great. one day its -25 the next its +2, see what tomorrow brings. everyone take care.

Karl is in Sudbury right now and it's like -35 to -40 degrees celceius with windchill.

[the H team]

evening Q sters,
well, we have to get thru 1 more day of really cold weather & then it's a balmy -7 the next day. 1 good thing about this weather is business has picked up. a very busy day, with batteries flying off the shelf, thermostats for heat, blower motors & resistors.
Stay warm, Karl & CRN
Great pics, KT, thanx for sharing them

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