Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

Hope everyone is recovering from their green beer or shamrock shakes. Hope nobody is peeing green.

Have a great day folks!

[WolfDio]

you mean they actually said it on the radio??

This contest must be ending soon......

The Contest entry period commences at 7:00 a.m.Eastern Time (“ET”) on January 4, 2016 and concludes at 5:00 p.m. ET on April 1, 2016 (the “Contest Period”).

No Foolin'

[SillyLoocie]

how is everyone on this Friday? It's chilly out there today. I'm planning a low key day that just might include a snooze. Feeling a bit under the weather.

[The Jester]

Clearly - Lake Tahoe

[SillyLoocie]

[The Jester]

Texas humour

[Spartacus]

The Q is playing your song Wolfie

[The Jester]

[The Jester]

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.
After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, so she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.



The older doctor marched back down the hallway to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.



"What's the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"



The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

[Lee03]

Clearly - Lake Tahoe

I want to do this Jester!!!

[The Jester]

A lawyer boarded a Jetstar flight in Perth, with a box of frozen crabs and Asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and Promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them Staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and Proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his Behaviour. Shortly before landing in Sydney, she used the intercom to announce to the Entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Perth, please raise Your hand?" Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

[The Jester]

Yay Canada

https://www.facebook.com/canadianbad...88506/?fref=nf

[kawam]

Have a Great Weekend!

[SillyLoocie]

[SillyLoocie]