Words That Rhyme

[heartgirl99]

give it up rocky and take your lumps
you and dan can't take the heat
the superior team has you both beat
there there, don't get down in the dumps
your place in second isn't so bad
it the best you can expect and the best that you've had.

[rock lobster]

ha ha ho ho you two make me giggle
you delude yourself to escape with a wriggle
the Looc has been rhyming since just a child
but you both know that I'm just plain wild
I learn this game... turn it up a notch
then leisurely lean back and sip my scotch

[heartgirl99]

poor rocky, still deluded
success is still eluded
without his pal, dan
he can't form a plan
he's trying to dig his way up
but no chance, buddy, you're just a pup.

[electric_viking]

cat
flat

[rock lobster]

the H-gir's obviously out on a week-end pass
it appears she's taken some of the nitrous gas
she slithers and slathers and even blathers
not that any of this really matters
it's clear to us all she's in full retreat
challenge me she's sure never to repeat

[heartgirl99]

i was briefly out of commission
but now i am back on my mission
now that i'm back
bring on the attack
though in vain it will be my dear red
visions of winning are all in your head

[danger_dan]

so i take a little break
and HG think;s she can claim a stake?
Rock can hold his own just fine
but for now this thread is mine

24 hours off the computer, and now it's working slow...
but that's no issue 'cause i'm ready to go
where you at HG, i know you're floating around here
Rocky's tagged me in, so bring it on my dear

tonight's my night to bring the heat
i see that Loocie's no where to be found
so it's a one on one...but you'll still be beat
don't you worry, i'll make it quick, silent...without a sound

[attitash]

Sunday
funday

[danger_dan]

let
bet

[rock lobster]

the H-girl hides in her office so cold
she's lost her chutpah she's no longer bold
to cower and quiver
just like calf's liver
is her new destiny
for trying to best me.

[danger_dan]

Loocie is gone too
so Rock, it looks like it's just me an you
does that mean we win
and the girls have thrown their towels into the bin?

[user-id]

flame
game

[danger_dan]

canter
banter

[attitash]

toad
road

[danger_dan]

where's my partner in crime
'cause now is the time
for the fella in this thread
to out the ladies to bed

Looc and HG have all but disappeared
did you hear the fans as they stood and cheered
for Rock and Danger Dan
we can do, yes we can!