Happy Rep Day!

[darwinsmistake]

halley and me at the beach im so burnt lol

[darwinsmistake]

Yay for a sunny weekend

[Wendark]

[attitash]

The Deaf Wife Problem

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and

he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to

discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could

perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. 'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from

her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If

not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.' That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the

den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?' No response. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife

and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?' Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his

Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again he gets no response. So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's

for dinner?'

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner? 'For S-it sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'

[okgirl]

[user-id]

[user-id]

Not-so-bitter

Enjoy!

[attitash]

Good morning all....start of my week off. Golf booked this AM at 0830 & the following 2 days.

[glowworm2k]

Have a great day, everyone! Another day of trying to fit a whole pile of work in before my trip to Grandma's on Saturday.... time to get studious

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[hollyquaiscer]

Morning all, I hope everyone has an absolutely amazing day

[danger_dan]

[SillyLoocie]

I was thinking just the other day just what defines a Smart Canuck,
Are we a bunch of goofballs who like to run amuck?
We celebrate; we chat & chalk up milestones,
We’re sopranos & we’re tenors & even baritones,
We talk about sports & sometimes movie flicks,
& sometimes we will groan when we post giant pix,
We’re Moms, we’re Dads, and we’re daughters & sons,
We’re word-twisters, we’re snowbees & we like to make puns,
We’re animal lovers & cooks, who have great imaginations,
& all of us are withstanding when it comes to temptations,
Some of us have been married for a very long, long time,
& some of us still have what it takes to keep us in our prime,
There are single parents who give their all cause they always seem so busy,
& some of us need to slow down, or we’ll wind up in a tizzy,
We all have great taste in music & of course in fine cuisine,
& all of us know the hard way, that life can be so unforeseen,
We’ve grieved, we’ve wished, we’ve vented & ranted,
& sometimes we’ve thought others, have views that are quite slanted,
Some of us can even put a Smart Canuck face to a name,
Cause we’ve all seen the group shots that belong in a frame,
We all hope that absent friends come back & at least say hello,
Now continue on with posting, & please look out below!!

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