Happy Rep Day!

[attitash]

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
She opened the door to see a Grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Just look at you...you have no legs!

The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'

Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell didn't I?"

[darwinsmistake]

happy mid week everyone!!!!

[darwinsmistake]

happens every time

[darwinsmistake]

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[user-id]

"What is in the sauce that is in the Big Mac?"

[user-id]

Sesame Street: Share It Maybe

Cookie Monster spoofs Carly Rae Jepsen's song "Call Me Maybe."

[user-id]

Have a great day, everyone!

[feetfrown]

[SillyLoocie]

Have a colourful day

[saveadollardiva]

[danger_dan]

[hollyquaiscer]

The weekend is almost here, so hang in there people Happy Thursday to everyone!

[hollyquaiscer]

[Natalka]

Peach Lemonade Coolers

Ingredients
2 medium sized, ripe peaches, peeled, halved and pitted
1/2 cup lemonade
1 ounce vodka of choice
Directions
Puree the peaches and lemonade in a blender until smooth.
Pour vodka over ice in a rocks glass. Top off with peach-lemonade puree.

[Natalka]