Happy Rep Day!

[Wendark]

Today is, National Punch Day! Not talking bout hitting someone or thing. It's celebration the punch one drinks, be it from a juice box or with a healthy dash of rum, for the pirate in you.


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Well how fitting that National Punch Day should fall on Thirsty Thursday. Here's some rum punch for everyone.

[attitash]

Preaching to a Bear

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
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One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard.
A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment.
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They would all go up to the Smokies, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.
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Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches and has various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.
'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear.
And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism.
Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around.
So,I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb.
The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'
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Reverend Billy Bob spoke next.
He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip.
In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed,
'WELL brothers, you KNOW that WE don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear.
And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrassle.
We wrassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek.
So right quick-like, I DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul.
And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.
We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.'
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They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed.
He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.
The rabbi looks up and says, 'Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.'

[glowworm2k]

Happy Friday! I'm hoping to get lots done today (raining outside so I won't be too tempted to spend much time outdoors) as we're supposed to do some painting this weekend and I don't want to have to do a double-day of home-improvement work and consulting work!

[Wendark]

Happy Friday!

[Wendark]

[Wendark]

[McSkier]

[McSkier]

Cheers to a great weekend

[danger_dan]

The weekend is here!
Enjoy it peeps!

[Natalka]

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[Hondamanic]

Happy FRIDAY!!!!!! T.G.I.F!!!!!

[attitash]

Today is, International Peace Day!

[redhdlois]

[Natalka]

Happy Caturday! For some odd reason, I can't get pics off images on the net, so it has to be pics from my private stash!