Happy Rep Day!

[SillyLoocie]

I know you’re all rather busy with your Christmas-bob-bob-bobbin’
But Loocie has another rhyme that’s brewin’ in my nog-nog-noggin',
I’m wishing everyone health & comfort & please be mindful of others,
Don’t let holiday pressures get to you, or you may misplace your druthers,
When all is said & done, it’s not the gifts that you’ve received or given,
& it’s not about crowds or parking lots, feeling rushed or driven,
Life is never monetary when it comes to reminiscing,
& it certainly never factors in when you toast those you are missing,
The perfect gift that you can give is really up to you,
Your presence is most precious & you cannot overdo,
A festive dinner around the table with family & close friends,
Smile for the camera & that telephoto lens,
We may overindulge in too many sweets but no one's gonna tell,
Go ahead & loosen that button & allow your tummy to swell,
Through the eggnog, the smiles, the shortbread & the fruitcakes,
& the chia pets, the socks, the parties & snowflakes,
Merry Christmas dear people & I would like to include,
My bestest Loocie smooch for the holiday mood!

[attitash]

Today is, National Look At The Bright Side Day!

[attitash]

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home so she puts her lover in the closet not realizing that her son is hiding in there.

The little boy says "It's dark in here."
The man replies "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together once again.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again!"

[redhdlois]

[redhdlois]

[redhdlois]

[coyote00]

Ugggggg hubby and the boys still drinking....one broken glass, spilled food, inside voices GONE



Happy Saturday everyone LOL

[Natalka]

Happy Caturday!

[Natalka]

Now on my Christmas list....

[attitash]

Good morning....happy to see a little snow on the ground.

[bibiee]

have a nice day everyone

[hollyquaiscer]

Happy Caturday everyone

[hollyquaiscer]

[redhdlois]

'Twas the last Caturday before Christmas........

[redhdlois]