Originally Posted by
madchives
well saw this years ago, but,,,my dads name is ralph
so ,,,,:flowers:
Ralph & Edna's Love Story
Just because someone doesn't love you the way
you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental
hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
Ralph suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to
the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of
Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from
the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news
she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
*The good news is you're
being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by
jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after
you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
how soon can I go home?"
:flowers:sorry likely old, etc but,,,:lolsign:
