Tips for WayneTheGolfer.......Cause we care.

[SillyLoocie]

Never argue with The Golfette Girls. They have the authority to discipline you.

[heartgirl99]

a spiked metal helmet on the golf course during a thunderstorm is not recommended

[CarroGirl]

A round of drinks is cheaper then a round of golf

[winston]

Play ball.................is that golf?

[waynethegolfer]

run and hide when the thunder starts

[Jerome45]

if it's really windy, your balls could end up in an undesirable location

[heartgirl99]

don't let your wood get wet in the rain

[SillyLoocie]

Do believe all the golf stories you hear. I found out the other day from a reliable source that some of the golf stories are modified fish stories from fisherman.

Isn't that shocking?

[CarroGirl]

Cold beer does not count as a moisturizer.

[SillyLoocie]

Organize a golf party for your friends

[heartgirl99]

just have fun out there

[SillyLoocie]

When do we get our free golf lessons?

[waynethegolfer]

lessons start tomorrow

[SillyLoocie]

Do you provide us with WTG's own fashion line so we can look stylish?

[waynethegolfer]

buy all your golf cloths at my store