SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[Patty Smyth]

Wow DH reorganized some of the stockpile while I was gone . I guess I forgot to mention I was planning on doing it tomorrow but he has way more patience than I do anyways. There's quite a big pile of Kleenex but only 6 packages of TP!!! That's almost 911 mode.

[Andit]

Sorry I'm not a cat person so you don't want my answer.

It's just that he had such a sad look on his face when I threatened to throw out his box. Those eyes get me every time.

[DH666]

Anyone know how to evict a cat from a box? I've been trying to toss this box for a while, but someone has claimed it as his own little kingdom.

Bribe him!

[DH666]

Wow DH reorganized some of the stockpile while I was gone . I guess I forgot to mention I was planning on doing it tomorrow but he has way more patience than I do anyways. There's quite a big pile of Kleenex but only 6 packages of TP!!! That's almost 911 mode.

There's only 150 rolls left!

[Miss_April]

Anyone know how to evict a cat from a box? I've been trying to toss this box for a while, but someone has claimed it as his own little kingdom.

I like to sneak behind the box, Turn upside down really quickly than take the box off him to see his face. Gets me every time.

[DH666]

Patty just came to bed.

[ccmp1974]

Oh no now I feel like bub!! I just can't get those visuals out of my mine!!

[SillyLoocie]

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Girls Night Out
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A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for
dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine
selection was good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet
and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible
and they even had an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

[ccmp1974]

Lol!!

[Patty Smyth]

Today is lots of this unfortunately.

[ccmp1974]

In the little maid outfit and all?? Your DH sure will be happy if that is the case. Even if there is no supper on the table!!

[DH666]

In the little maid outfit and all?? Your DH sure will be happy if that is the case. Even if there is no supper on the table!!

My preference is without the outfit... (another mental image to occupy you. )

[ccmp1974]

Good thoughts in bad thoughts out.....good thoughts in bad thoughts out......good thoughts in bad thoughts out!!!

[itsakeychain]

Son was randoming clicking the computer mouse and now I have extra extra large print Guess I'll be spending the day trying to undo it. Totally NOT computer savvy, lol.

[Patty Smyth]

Son was randoming clicking the computer mouse and now I have extra extra large print Guess I'll be spending the day trying to undo it. Totally NOT computer savvy, lol.

Some of the kids games automatically change the resolution on the computer.

Go to the control panel and the settings and appearances option. Change the screen resolution back to a higher format. See if that does it.