SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

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Originally Posted by SillyLoocie

I am liking the idea of a new thread.

Ask Aunt Patty

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:P

Well I had my bed all to myself for about 1 hour until Kiera came in then I was back to my usual 12 inches on the edge. How can someone so small take up so much room?

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Happy Birthday Mercy!!!

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Originally Posted by Patty Smyth

Well I had my bed all to myself for about 1 hour until Kiera came in then I was back to my usual 12 inches on the edge. How can someone so small take up so much room?

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You mean your cats haven't trained you??? :eek: ;)

Good morning, everyone! Cloudy, but I see a teeny bit of blue sky above the water. Critters are still asleep, can't get good help these days.

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Originally Posted by Patty Smyth

Well I had my bed all to myself for about 1 hour until Kiera came in then I was back to my usual 12 inches on the edge. How can someone so small take up so much room?

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i know my little guy does the same thing it drives me nuts plus he's a big time flopper one of these days i'll wake up with a black eye

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Originally Posted by Andit

Good morning, everyone! Cloudy, but I see a teeny bit of blue sky above the water. Critters are still asleep, can't get good help these days.

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:lolsign: wake em up and demand breakfast in bed but i take no responsability for what they bring you to eat

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Originally Posted by KK7

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Happy Birthday Mercy!!!

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SkankYou!

You weren't kidding were you LOL

Dear Skank Patty,

Today I grow a day older and I've chosen to pig out all day. I have had a Voortman's turnover for breakfast along with 1/2 a tub of Haagen Dazs.

Is it true that it will stay forever on my hips?

Yours Truly

Aging Skank

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Originally Posted by MercyEhm

Dear Skank Patty,

Today I grow a day older and I've chosen to pig out all day. I have had a Voortman's turnover for breakfast along with 1/2 a tub of Haagen Dazs.

Is it true that it will stay forever on my hips?

Yours Truly

Aging Skank

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Dear Aging Skank,

Your future is uncertain but know this, it is inevitable. (talk about physchobabble, LOL)

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Yours truly,

Momma SKank

Happy Birthday to MercyEhm,
I hope you'll join us in the Skankette den,
To celebrate another notch in your birthday belt,
We'll get dancing boys that are dapper & svelte,
I won't ask how many candles are decorating your cake,
For we're here to have fun & you're allowed to partake,
Don't worry about your hips, your tummy or thighs,
Cause I hear you still get those looks from the guys,
This birthday wish I do give to you most sincere wishes,
So let's all sign her card & send her lots of kisses!!


:) :) :) :)

I am beat.

Hope you get a good restful sleep tonight Patty with no monkeys jumping in your bed lol!

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Originally Posted by KK7

Hope you get a good restful sleep tonight Patty with no monkeys jumping in your bed lol!

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I can't hear Patty's snoring in Vegas and Kiera can't crawl into my bed. It's almost like a vacation.