SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[DH666]

One quick round of study and off to the certification exam.

[SillyLoocie]

Good luck DH

[SillyLoocie]

I'm reporting a Shaman sighting but he drove by me so fast,<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
He was smoking a pipe & singing, seemingly having a blast,<o:p></o:p>
I had heard he had joined a secret kilt society,<o:p></o:p>
He’s hoping to garner kilt attention & gain notoriety,<o:p></o:p>
He’s also working diligently for the asparagus foundation.<o:p></o:p>
There have been rumours he is holidaying at an asparagus plantation,<o:p></o:p>
By night he vrooms around the town kilt blowing in the breeze,<o:p></o:p>
Gaining both kilt & asparagus knowledge with impressive expertise,<o:p></o:p>
I hope he’s wearing his under-roos & keeping nice & warm,<o:p></o:p>
Maybe Shaman is on a trek & is trying to conform!<o:p></o:p>

[YesI'mcheap]

I can find the remote for the cable box. This is not good.

[itsjustmebub]

Oh, sorry you aren't feeling well, bub! Get back to bed!

i wish, i'm at work

[marcianne]

I'm reporting a Shaman sighting but he drove by me so fast,<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
He was smoking a pipe & singing, seemingly having a blast,<o:p></o:p>
I had heard he had joined a secret kilt society,<o:p></o:p>
He’s hoping to garner kilt attention & gain notoriety,<o:p></o:p>
He’s also working diligently for the asparagus foundation.<o:p></o:p>
There have been rumours he is holidaying at an asparagus plantation,<o:p></o:p>
By night he vrooms around the town kilt blowing in the breeze,<o:p></o:p>
Gaining both kilt & asparagus knowledge with impressive expertise,<o:p></o:p>
I hope he’s wearing his under-roos & keeping nice & warm,<o:p></o:p>
Maybe Shaman is on a trek & is trying to conform!<o:p></o:p>

OMG! Thanks for the morning chuckles Loocie. Very funny

I'm working hard and SC'ing at the same time

[YesI'mcheap]

found the remote. The day should be good now
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[ccmp1974]

Rainy day in CB.

[Zonny]

I too am down two pounds. Doing my 649 happy dance.

Yay!

Messed up on my written test for a drivers license - am going to drown my sorrow in Breyers Chocolate Ice cream.

That sucks. But you are not alone - I work for the registry of motor vehicles!

The things I've seen:

I've seen people kiss examiners when they pass and get their license.

I've seen people beg and try to bribe examiners when they DON'T get their license.

I've seen people come in for their interview and road test, to try to get their license back (usually for drinking/driving offenses) - under the influence of alcohol! At 9 a.m.!

I've seen people cry over their drivers license photo.

I've not seen seen this firsthand, but was told about it after it happened - a person on their driving test in winter hit the gas instead of the brake while parking - and their car went up over a snowbank and landed partially on top of the vehicle owned by the examiner who was in the car doing the road test with them.

I've seen the face of a husband when his young wife comes back with the examiner after the road test - with a very large dent in the front of their two day old SUV

And I've seen fake Twitter posts that exceed the posting limit!

[ccmp1974]

Too funny Zonny!!I find I take great drivers license pics??They don't look like me at all!!

[GottaLoveFreeebies]

feels 'UG'.

[mdutka]

I've not seen seen this firsthand, but was told about it after it happened - a person on their driving test in winter hit the gas instead of the brake while parking - and their car went up over a snowbank and landed partially on top of the vehicle owned by the examiner who was in the car doing the road test with them.

sooo.....did they pass?



j/k.

[thecountess]

And I've seen fake Twitter posts that exceed the posting limit!

Guilty as charged ....lol

Now I am off to do errands...

Oh Joy

[dealsniffer]

having a yucky day. It's sooo windy and not feeling great but on the plus side the sun is out!

[dealsniffer]

I miss yesterday's temps! It was a record setting +34!!!!!! Hottest it has been ALL year!!!! My goodness it was great! So today doesn't feel so nice after yesterday. The weatherman did the forcast outside and he was dressed in shorts and a tshirt and had his feet in a kiddy pool!! It was hilarious! I soaked up every minute of the warmth and didn't complain because by the weekend it is supposed to be closer to 10.