SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

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Originally Posted by koala

I'm watching Maurie

You're not the father!!!!!

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:yikes:Phewwww!

whew!

Anyone have a recipe for a good tasting breakfast drink?

Just posted in the pie thread. Check it out.

I just killed a fly.

Drinking coffee, reading this thread and playing with the annoying Black hair on my chin.... Oh shut up, you know you have one!

:surprised: I didn't know you can personalize your M&M's.

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Originally Posted by shaman2263

I am keeping the receipt so they WILL be returned!!

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My idea of clean may not necesarily match your idea of clean. And I charge $30.00 an hour. :top:

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Originally Posted by shaman2263

Lend me the kids or husband to clean then!! LOL

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If the kids come it will take 10 times longer. They are way better at making messes than cleaning them.

If you are still reading this bring me an x-large please.

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Originally Posted by freeplease

Drinking coffee, reading this thread and playing with the annoying Black hair on my chin.... Oh shut up, you know you have one!

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Get out the scary mirror and yank that sucker out!

Drinking two day old coffee and eating fruitcake I found at the bottom of the freezer.

I could go for fruitcake now, I can't wait for christmas. Instead for a snak I'm eating flax seed

Had a nice refreshing shwr. Supper.. then do a couple errands, hopefully.

I am back from giving blood