Thanks. Never "really" left, just been quiet.

happy st patrick's day! hope you find your pot of gold!

happy birthday! got you a new outfit! hope it's the right size!

true stories!!!!
Now you know why I'm single. LOL

But on the other hand -
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silverhair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'


And that's when the fight started....

I used to be a Werewolf - - - - - - But I'm all right Nooooooooooowwwwww