Happy Christmas to you and yours rockie
The army corp of engineers (geniuses that they are) decided they would clear the rubble from below the American Falls back in 1969. When they eventually diverted the water and lowered their 'heavy duty' equipment to the rocks below they finally realized the enormity of the task and quickly turned the falls back so the whole world would stop laughing at them.
English teacher? More the antithesis! They did teach me to read though. I had to read 10 books in the two weeks remaining in the school year or repeat....not happening.
Apple wants to take over the world and I'm O.K. with that. They're mostly benign, which is more than you can say about most dictators.