Sooo, exactly what is good about getting old???

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[SillyLoocie]

[bluerose]

You would recognize this guy

[Natalka]

[MortgageQueen]

Why I Like Retirement !




Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday




Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.




Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.




Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.




Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.




Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.




Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.




Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and .refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!




Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.




Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .
Question: What is the best way to retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.




Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.




Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.




And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday& Sunday, I rest.

[walkonby]

[walkonby]

you can post pics like this and everyone goes " awwwww" !!

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