For $500 would you.........?

[danger_dan]

yes

would you make colour photo copies of your rear end and hand them out to people at the office with the line "Full moon party at my place later this month"?

[vesper]

Snort! Uhh, uhhh, uhhhh, no probably not.

Would you take a lovely woman on a first date and pick her up in this?

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[danger_dan]

i'd 'pimp it out' Xzibit style first! LoL

on that same date, would you, when the bill comes, say "one second, I need to get some cash to pay for this" and get up, walk to the table beside you and give the person there a lap dance and demand some cash?

[vesper]

I'm not 100% sure that is, but it sounds like I won't like it. No but funny!

With 45 mins on your first date, would you ask the lady how many dates it takes before you get to make out with her?

[danger_dan]

LoL, she's probably say something along the lines of..."too many..." and then walk out on you...but sure i'd do it.

would you walk bare foot (everywhere) for a week in January, anywhere in Canada?

[vesper]

Yes. In Tofino BC (land of a thousand hippies)

Would you wear a sweater, jacket, scarf, mitts, a Toq (or however your spell that) and shorts and walk around town for a few hours in winter?

[danger_dan]

Yes. In Tofino BC (land of a thousand hippies)

Would you wear a sweater, jacket, scarf, mitts, a Toq (or however your spell that) and shorts and walk around town for a few hours in winter?

toque, yes

would you walk around the mall in a santa costume in december, and tell people to bugger off?

[vesper]

Oh the poor kids! Yes!!

Would you wear a Reindeer custom and attack Santa at the mall?

[krysta lynne]

no

would you wear the santa helper outfit and flirt with santa shamelessly?

[danger_dan]

no

would you wear the santa helper outfit and flirt with santa shamelessly?

not santa...now mrs claus

At Santa's village, would you hold a box of reindeer feed and eat from it while handing out handfuls for the kids?

[vesper]

No

Would you dress as Santa at mall and start asking mothers if they will email you self taken nudies?

[danger_dan]

no

would you go into the perfume/cologne section of a department store and sample EVERY spray?

[vesper]

Yuck! yes.

Would you put on a nice suit and tie, best shoes you have, and then wonder down some Sask grid roads all afternoon?

[danger_dan]

yes

if you saw a cop drinking a bottle of water, would you stumble up to him, take the water bottle from him, and say "i need to sober up"

[vesper]

Funny but no.

Would you attend a workshop by an artist hosting an exhibit at your museum, and at some point mumble loudly 'I could do better than that'?