BAN the above poster!!!

[shaman2263]

banned for being mean

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for talking about football & I am blowing the whistle,
It is a stupid dumb dumb man game that is both a thorn & thistle,
Snap the ball, fall down & jump into a pile,
Do this for 7 hours & that's the football style,
Sometimes the clocks keeps running & sometimes the damn thing stops,
Meanwhile all these stinky men are doing belly flops,
Rickem', rickem', rackem' rooo
You gotta remember the cheerleaders too!
The fans get loaded & sometimes they fight,
Some guys think football both day & night,
With an end zone there & an end zone here,
I'm glad that it doesn't go on all flippin' year,
So football is banned and so is football talk,
& you're also banned if at this you bawk!


Banned banned banned!

[shaman2263]

Banned for making me think it is pointless to make a pass at you

[SillyLoocie]

You are banned until I say it is time to call you on your rough play.

[shaman2263]

banned for trying to referee me

[heartgirl99]

banned for being offside

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for ignoring the orange flag-towel-facecloth or whatever they use.

[heartgirl99]

banned for illegal flagging

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for not joining the Smart Canucks Ladies Wrestling Team

[shaman2263]

banned for thinking you are tough

[heartgirl99]

banned for lateral passing

[shaman2263]

banned for a shoveling a pass

[heartgirl99]

banned for allowing an interception

[shaman2263]

banned for being offside

[heartgirl99]

banned for repeating a ban