Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[karmac]

Nothing will happen.

It is not very accurate even considering current age studies.

I totally agree. There are so many variables that weren't taken into consideration like underlying health conditions (other than related to smoking and obesity) and lifestyle (dangerous sports, promiscuous sex) and the list goes on and on. You'll see your mom alive on friday. Argo!

[6ffightr9]

oops

[6ffightr9]

I'm out of here by Saturday October 09, 2010. I guess I won't be at your funeral Pete. I had better start using my Q points and my vacation packages pronto.

Well I'm not going to yours. Why should I if you're not going to mine?[/QUOTE]



Or I could change my mode/mood to sadistic then it would be Friday, January 7, 1994

[Mmmme...]

... who knows?

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.. (what the!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheek wears on his head

Please don't shot the messenger

[psells]

(dangerous sports, promiscuous sex)

This is what I'm talking about...what will I do with those extra five years?

[Strat-man]

I must have hit it by sheer chance the first time. I've played around with it and it doesn't always show up. But I've got it a couple more times. Try this...start slowly to the right and only go horizontal...stop when the roundish rock in the creek is in the centre of the picture...now slowly back to the left, stay horizontal...go really slow when the yellow tree with three trunks comes up to the cursor arrow...stop when the cursor is lined up with the trunk on the right...and if you didn't go too far the moose is in the creek behind the low-hanging branches of the yellow tree on the other side. That must be the spot where the panorama came around 360 and there is a bit of overlap in the file. If you go just another bit it disappears.

Thanks Mr. P

I had to try a couple of times, you have to move the mouse rather slowly. It is cool to actually see it.

Worth the effort, though.

[karmac]

LOL what a joke! I put in my mom's data and it came up Sunday February 18, 2007. with a pop up box saying "Your time has expired. Have a nice day"

As we said before, no worries Argo!

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Attachment 30839 BrewDog's End of History beer, packaged in a squirrel.


It's billed as the most shocking, strongest and most expensive beer in the world, and if you want a bottle it's too late.

And I posted it last week...

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/2274416-post23301.html

[Strat-man]

Thanks Mr. P

I had to try a couple of times, you have to move the mouse rather slowly. It is cool to actually see it.

Worth the effort, though.

Tried to show a co-worker, as he is into photography, but it didn't work.

Tried several times. How do you see it?

[Mmmme...]

You could conceivably have fun.... that is providing you still own your mind, and your body is still reasonably functional... ie- legs...walking...
first things first... you can wonder about your other body parts... ummmmm.... on your own...

This is what I'm talking about...what will I do with those extra five years?

[BlazingDriver]

Took me a while to figure out how all you guys managed to know when you're going to die.

My official day is June 28, 2037. That means I still have 27 years. Damn sure am glad that I'm in the OMERS pension plan. But if they find out that I'm going to be collecting for 19 years they might not be!

P.S. If you send me your invitations early I'll make sure to come to all your funerals. Include $5 and I will guarantee uncontrolled sobbing! Everyone will wonder about the stranger at the back who's bawling her eyes out. They'll talk about it for years!

[Argo53]

Took me a while to figure out how all you guys managed to know when you're going to die.

My official day is June 28, 2037. That means I still have 27 years. Damn sure am glad that I'm in the OMERS pension plan. But if they find out that I'm going to be collecting for 19 years they might not be!

P.S. If you send me your invitations early I'll make sure to come to all your funerals. Include $5 and I will guarantee uncontrolled sobbing! Everyone will wonder about the stranger at the back who's bawling her eyes out. They'll talk about it for years!

I'd rather have you laughing, telling jokes and off-colour remembrances about the time when ...... (fill in the blank). That's the send-off I want!! I'll put $5 in the mail - when you get it, let me know and I'll PM you with appropriate "remember when" stories!!

[the H team]

my so-called demise will happen wed. aug. 20 2064. long way to go. wonder if i should pick some lottery numbers.

[the H team]

4:15ww-swim

[Lee03]

4:15pm winning word: swim