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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:20 PM #23926
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I totally agree. There are so many variables that weren't taken into consideration like underlying health conditions (other than related to smoking and obesity) and lifestyle (dangerous sports, promiscuous sex) and the list goes on and on. You'll see your mom alive on friday. Argo!
Just because something isn't right for YOU doesn't mean it's wrong.
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:21 PM #23927
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:23 PM #23928
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:24 PM #23929
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... who knows?
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.. (what the!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheek wears on his head
Please don't shot the messenger
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:25 PM #23930
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:25 PM #23931
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:27 PM #23932
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LOL what a joke! I put in my mom's data and it came up Sunday February 18, 2007. with a pop up box saying "Your time has expired. Have a nice day"
As we said before, no worries Argo!Just because something isn't right for YOU doesn't mean it's wrong.
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:31 PM #23933
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And I posted it last week...
http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/2274416-post23301.htmlWhat do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:33 PM #23934
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:36 PM #23935
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 03:45 PM #23936
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Took me a while to figure out how all you guys managed to know when you're going to die.
My official day is June 28, 2037. That means I still have 27 years. Damn sure am glad that I'm in the OMERS pension plan. But if they find out that I'm going to be collecting for 19 years they might not be!
P.S. If you send me your invitations early I'll make sure to come to all your funerals. Include $5 and I will guarantee uncontrolled sobbing! Everyone will wonder about the stranger at the back who's bawling her eyes out. They'll talk about it for years!
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 04:10 PM #23937
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Courage is not the absence of fear but acting in spite of it.
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 04:13 PM #23938
my so-called demise will happen wed. aug. 20 2064. long way to go. wonder if i should pick some lottery numbers.
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 04:14 PM #23939
4:15ww-swim
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Mon, Jul 26th, 2010, 04:14 PM #23940
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4:15pm winning word: swim
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