Post # 1001 wins a nice prize!!!!!!

[gameprogirl]

I'll even help LOL

Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A
mama cat and her kitten were walking by.
The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we
eat?"
To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, "How
about some Baskin Robbins?"

[trucks12trucks]

great contest

[Snipper & Clipper]

What do you call a cow with no legs?...,.... Ground beef......

[francine1985]

ok i have a dirty joke

2 white horses fall in the mud.

(i know its a dumb joke but 1 post closer to the prize)

[MiltonFreecycle]

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"

[francine1985]

knock knock

[gameprogirl]

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

[MiltonFreecycle]

knock knock

Who's there?

[mom4boys1girl]

Yyur
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[MiltonFreecycle]

Yyur
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yyfm

??

[cheerydeer]

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

[francine1985]

my husbands barber to him this joke

A man tells his friend him and his wife are having issues in bed and things are bland. He doesnt know what to do since his wife has lost all interest. his friend says ok i'll help you. I'll show you what to do. you stand at the end of the bed and wave this towel like this and watch. so the husband stands at the end of the bed waving a towel while his friend has sex with his wife. the wife is loving it and having a great time. the next night the friend stands at the end of the bed waving the towel while the husband sleeps with his wife. she isnt enjoying it at all and asks that he just get it over with so he does all disapointed. the next night he goes to a bar with his friend and says to him you werent waving the towel right.

[francine1985]

knock knock

[cheerydeer]

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs ing."

[MiltonFreecycle]

knock knock

Who's there?