Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer

[Pinklicious]

This really belongs in the game room...but as Boo is currently not here, I guess I'm free to wreak havoc on his forum. Just kidding.

Many of you have played this before:
Example:
Why is the sky blue?
Answer: God was out of purple dotted paint.

I'll go first: Why are zebras striped?

[bcteagirl]

Fell alseep in the sun behind venetian blinds

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[koala]

To get away from Colonel Saunders.

Why do I have 5 toes?

[bcteagirl]

Because you were smart enough to give up wood working at an early age.

Why is it raining again today?

[koala]

Because the skies are crying tears of joy. It hasn't rained for so long.

Do fish smell fishy to themselves? (It is supposed to be a stupid question?)

[michelle30]

No cause they think they bath all day.

Why is a butterfly called that if it's not made of butter and it doesn't look like a fly?

[harkatsmom]

Because Mr Butter discovered it, and then discovered it could fly

Why do cars have four wheels?

[alajen]

So the first wheel wouldn't get lonely.

Why do new people ask for a manual, then ask a question where the answer is probably in the manual they just asked for?
(stupid, and aggravating question)

[ilovemykids]

Simply because they can only read some of the words.

Why do some grown men play more video games then some teenagers?

[bcteagirl]

I'm sorry... 'Grown' men? je ne comprends pas...

Why does my computer hate me?

[ilovemykids]

Because you like tea.

Why do women shave their legs?

[yomelissa]

men are the reason

why do lemmings commit suicide?

[rita heyworth]

peer pressure.

why do cats chase me?

[bcteagirl]

It has something to do with who you were in a past life... but I have said to much already.........

Why does it get dark at night?

[koala]

The sun has to sleep too.

Why does my cat meow?