BAN the above poster!!!

[marcianne]

Banned because you're a chronic poster yourself

[SillyLoocie]

Banned because you forgot 3 of your penguins behind and when I called 1 - 800 - PEN - GUIN they told me that there was going to be a handling charge, a maintenance charge, service charge & a one time penguin party user fee to return them. Banned until you call 1 - 800 - LOOCIE - 1 to splain yourself.

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[marcianne]

Banned because those 3 penguins didn't have their GPS with them and the Penguin hotline isn't working anymore. They changed their number to 1-800-GO-PENS-GO!!!

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for not keeping me informed of changes

[heartgirl99]

banned for not reading your email

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for not forwarding the forward to me.

[heartgirl99]

banned for being forward

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for not telling me how to shrink my pictures.

[heartgirl99]

banned for revealing marcianne's secret penguin society members

[SillyLoocie]

Single file for the banning door,
You all know the drill, we've done this before,
If you're wearing blue, you are banned first,
It's just a banning, you are not cursed,
Though a banning should commence at the start of the day,
I'm banning now no matter what you say,
Banning confessions will not be considered,
& you are double banned if you've ever twittered!

[heartgirl99]

banned for blowing the whistle on us

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for not knowing it is my quest and my duty to blow the whistle on you and all the others.

[heartgirl99]

banned for making me run away!

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for leaving me all alone to clear off the bench so we can have front row seats for the SC Men's Cross Country Ski Teams official unveiling of their new speedos.

[Andit]

Skiers in speedos out in the snow?
Banned for making me want to go
Out in the cold where naked boys freeze
& leaving me with images like these!