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Thread: BAN the above poster!!!
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Mon, Feb 1st, 2010, 11:26 PM #26101
banned for keeping secrets
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 08:38 AM #26102Still keeping the faith
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Marci is banned for penguin books that she reads by penguin lamps,
I heard that it was due to this she was banned from summer camps,
Penguins, penguins, penguins, are they worth this banning?
I don't think she's worried she lives for penguin planning,
She is banned for taking them everywhere she goes,
They can also be demanding....heaven only knows!
So Marci as hard as it is to do,
I'm taking this moment & I am banning you,
You have so many penguins & so little time,
& it's also a reason you find yourself in this rhyme.
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 09:17 AM #26103Canadian Genius
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Banned for not writing peotry for me
Nanoush
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:01 AM #26104Still keeping the faith
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Nanoush, Nanoush please do not fret,
I will write you a poem & on that you can bet,
But at the moment dear you remain on the banning list,
& you know it's not a bannin gthat was issued in gist,
For that lovely kitty cat portrait you are banned as well,
How long your banning will last, only time will tell,
Perhaps a banning cocktail may make you feel better,
But you are also banned for wearing that hand knit sweater.
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:14 AM #26105
Banny banny with a smack on the fanny
The only question I cannot answer... why?
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:15 AM #26106Still keeping the faith
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Banned for making my bottom sting & tingle
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:16 AM #26107
Banned for being red and not blushing
The only question I cannot answer... why?
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:23 AM #26108Cat Trainer (Trainee??)
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Being red without a blush?
Banned for trying to beat my....When push
Comes to shove
You rose above
& beat everyone! Now you're on a rush!
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:29 AM #26109
Banned for using more than the standard 2 lines of verse
The only question I cannot answer... why?
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:33 AM #26110Cat Trainer (Trainee??)
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What do you mean 2 lines of verse????
I'll ban you & issue a rhyming curse!
This double ought zero licence is my own,
I'll rhyme all I want, a fact you should've known!
& just how many secrets will be spilt
If a tipsy Derringer peeks under you kilt?
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:39 AM #26111
Banned for not having you chair and seat backs in the upright position
The only question I cannot answer... why?
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:52 AM #26112Cat Trainer (Trainee??)
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I'd write a poem about upright positions
But that might lead to a real inquisition
So I'll stay mute on this thread
Banned for the thoughts in your head
& the positions that you might envision!
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 12:44 PM #26113
Banned
“For one bad night there are a thousand amazing nights” - Gavin DeGraw
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 12:48 PM #26114
banned for thinking thatanything is secret here
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Tue, Feb 2nd, 2010, 04:09 PM #26115
banned for not keeping secrets
The only question I cannot answer... why?
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