*SC's OFFICIAL* Secret Be My Valentine Gift Exchange, ALL RECEIVED

[Patty Smyth]

Bunch of perverts.

I agree! Geez, I certainly wasn't thinking along these lines when I bought it. Maybe you should all go cool off and post on the Dirty thread. LOL Has everyone had their 5 servings of fruit today?

[Miss_April]

Hahahahaha

[eriluo]

Well, this someone got her wonderful, gig-normous, amazing Valentine's gift from her Secret SC'r today...

AND all I can say, is I should have known after posting this yesterday...

I got home late and I had a parcel card on my door step. It could be anything, but might be something I will check on my lunch hour and post if it is indeed something

And I should have known when this was posted underneath it...

Mine is awaiting my secret sc'er, ohhhh, the excitment, I hope they like it.

And TODAY, when I went to the post office on my lunch hour, I should have known....

My parcel has been sent. To my secret sc'er, if you get a big black box in the mail, get ready to lift, it's a wee bit heavy.

And after reading the following post, I also should have known...

Gotta add a couple more things for my secret sc'er, yep I think I may have wrapped my little one up in the box.

So, our fearless leader, our generous guinea pig, our wonderful organizer proved to out do herself with my amazing, awesome Secret SC'r Valentine's Gift....

When Littlemoe0, messaged me about my SC'r name, she also said the person who had my name, was a doozy and a Doozy she was!

This package weighed about 20 lbs and the box was bigger than a bread box! When I first saw the box and saw size 11, I said, yay, someone bought me boots that will finally fit my big boats! But on closer inspection, I noticed it said Men's, and then I looked at the returned address and knew exactly who was behind it

So in the big, heavy box, it was like Christmas in February...

Here are a few pics, so you get the picture...






So what was in this gig-normous box...? Well, everything and everything I could possibly need, ask for or want... All that was missing was the kitchen sink... Moe did her homework or just knows me and my family well enough since I am her "twin" and she bought me the following:
Decorated heart cupcake cups (for the "Mom" in me to bake with Jack for Valentine's Day!)
Three amazing cookbooks: Continental Cuisine, Italian Cuisine and Vegetarian Cuisine
(for the "Iron Chef" in me!)
A set of matching embroidered tea towels with pear and berry motif (for DH and his dish doing duties once I make my Iron Chef masterpieces!)
Valentine's Heart Strings (to get in the spirit and remind DH what's coming up as a holiday!)
Valentine's Day Crackers (to use with DH in case he still forgets it is Valentine's Day!)
Love Coupons (for DH to use in case he forgets it is Valentine's Day!)
Chocolate Heart (for me to eat when I get depressed DH forgot Valentine's Day!)
President's Choice British Chocolate Biscuit Collection (for me to continue eating to console myself for being in love with such an idiot who forget's Valentine's Day!)
Two hair clips (for me to pull my hair off my eyes so the tears can run down my face because DH forgot Valentine's Day!)
Purse size Kleenex (for me to dry my tears because DH forgot Valentine's Day!)
Purell Hand Sanitizer in three flavours (for me to wipe the boogers off my hands once I cry my head off because my idiot forgot Valentine's Day)
Cubic Zirconia Earrings (for me to make DH jealous that a secret admirer actually remembered me on Valentine's Day!)
Magnetic Memo Pad (for DH to write down the many reasons why I should forgive him for forgetting Valentine's Day!)
3 body pouffs (for DH to try and win me over by being my personal male servant because he forgot Valentine's Day!).
A Valentine's Card and sucker for my son Jack, from Moe's Girls and a Valentine's Day Card for me from Moe!
And last but not least, a few stunning pieces to add to my wardrobe, so that if I decide to run away from home because DH forgot me on Valentine's Day, he will surely be able to find me, because if a 6 foot tall, strawberry blonde isn't easy enough to find walking along the snowy bush, a 6 foot tall, strawberry blonde, wearing a purple hat, pink and purple socks, a purple scarf with green, pink and purple pom poms and purple mitts will be


And if that doesn't put the icing on the cake, there was an extra bag and envie in my box from Moe and Star2009 to thank me for starting the Smellie RAOK Train with a note indicating I couldn't open it until later in the week "wink.. wink"

So the way I figure it, when DH grovels his way back into my heart, I will not only be a lucky girl but also get lucky too

Thank you Moe from the bottom of my heart for being such a super SC'r, for the totally out-of-this-world gift and for also sponsoring this whole shin-dig for all of us! You are the best and I am proud to call you my buddy and twin!

Hope everyone else is as blessed as I was and hope my SC'r receives their package real soon too!

Happy Tuesday!

[cabmonk]

Wow.

Very nice gift there from MOE, So far Moe takes the cake for me.

[Patty Smyth]

Wow you look all snuggly!

[froggiestyle]

awh...Moe has a HUGE <3
wonderful gifts!

[Littlemoe0]

I think it was Eriluo's description that did it. I was so happy when drawing out the names and I just use #'s, when I went to put the names beside there secret sc'er, I realized I had you.
You have been such a great friend to me, and many other sc'ers, let alone everything you do for folks in your own community, I wanted to give you something to make you smile.
I did have a better hat and mitts picked out, but the place closed on me while I hit the claire's sale, and even though your a red head, I like purple.
I could not have gotten a more thoughtful and caring SC'er, and just wanted to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

P.S. Do as the note says on the other.

[Littlemoe0]

Oh ya, only one difference between us two twin, I am one whole foot shorter!!! We would be like Danny Devito and Arnold S from the twins movie, lol.

[WandaJean]

what wonderful gifts you got eriluo Happy Valentine's Day.

[dealsniffer]

WOW that is one great gift!!!! Moe you did an awsome job!

[dealsniffer]

ok so reading the other posts about the vibrator-I don't get it. what is a usb vibrator? I am confused as usual.

[Patty Smyth]

ok so reading the other posts about the vibrator-I don't get it. what is a usb vibrator? I am confused as usual.

O.k. for the record IT'S NOT REALLY A VIBRATOR! It's a hand massager that can plug into the usb port on the computer Deals. Honestly, everyone go take a cold shower, except Willy and Koala who probably don't need one by now. LOL

[eriluo]

O.k. for the record IT'S NOT REALLY A VIBRATOR! It's a hand massager that can plug into the usb port on the computer Deals. Honestly, everyone go take a cold shower, except Willy and Koala who probably don't need one by now. LOL

Says the woman with the Banana sticking out

[hogama]

I'm just getting caught up now... Thanks for the good LAUGH, everyone!!! There were some great.... and original... gifts! LOL

[barginshopper]

Thanks Stasymipip for the wonderful package. I loved it!!! I recieved my package this evening and inside was the following:
Two packages of Lindor Chocolate
Gourmet Jelly Beans
A Book
A movie certificate
Two deodorants
Hair mask
Nail polish
Lip Gloss

Thanks agian...