Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v3

[Mmmme...]

Danny is out with his friends and they stop by his
grandmother's house for a visit.



They notice a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table
and start snacking on them.

When they're ready to leave, his friends say,
"Nice to meet you, ma'am and thank you for the peanuts."



Grandma says, "You’re welcome. Eat all ya' want...
Ever since I lost my dentures, all I can do is suck
the chocolate off 'em."

[Lee03]

3 1/2 hours without a WW = priceless

Welcome to SC kawam!! hope you have fun here!!

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[the H team]

3 1/2 hours without a WW = priceless

WELCOME TO THE BEST SITE, KAWAM
thanx for the PFWW.

Awsome pics from last night ! Its so cool putting faces to the names on here I noticed maggie mentioned about our picnic,Im gonna throw a date out there as I know im on holidays the first 2 weeks of July .Im going down east to visit the family from june30th-july 7th.How about Sunday July 9th?
Well time for bed.Ill cya all in the morning

there was talk last night at the 5MEB concert of a spring get together of sunday may the 29th at sugar beach.

[Lee03]

Lion King was amazing.... The costumes were fantastic and the cast was really good. They had amazing voices and it was quite the production...

We went to Alice Fazooli's for dinner first, but I wasn't too impressed... actually, none of us were thrilled with dinner... company was good though....

Hope everyone has a great night...

[rock lobster]

Real men don't use Yahoo!!

[6ffightr9]

Canadian Mark Hominick fell short of winning but i don'r think the champ, Jose Also, will want a rematch after the 3 minute ponding he got in the last round.

[Andit]

Nightly Recap
Trivia
c.r.c. - jon bon jovi
4th grade ? - bluenose
name that ? - laurence tureaud
sports - 1996
tdich - augusta
Winner:
madchives


Pink Floyd Wall to Wall European Tour
http://www.q107.com/Contests/RogerWatersWalltoWallEuro
peanTour.aspx

3:15am - royal
Winner:
rockit

5:30am - wedding
Winner:
rockit

7:30am - Floyd
Winner:
Mechman47
Honourable Mention:
kawam

9:30am - sane
Winner:
Travels

11:30am - THREE
Winner:
Travels
Honourable Mention:
kawam

1:15pm - Gilmour
Winner:
Lee03
Honourable Mention:
tad01

3:30pm - bank
Winner:
Travels

5:30pm - chocolate
Winner:
Travels

7pm - concert
Winner:
Travels

10:30pm - priceless
Winner:
kawam

Hope everyone enjoyed their day.

Went to see an amazing show - Double Bill. The first half has e e cummings poetry put to music, using non traditional instruments (squeaky toys, kids xylophones & jingle bells). The second half was a cute little play about the interesting people one meets everyday, told through the eyes of a hot dog vendor. Then, I spent a little time at a farewell/good luck in your new life party (beer & muffins ).

Night all.

[heartgirl99]

good evening qt's!
hope you all enjoyed the fabulous weather today!

all the fresh air tuckered me out.

[the H team]

3 1/2 hours without a WW = priceless

you need to add this word to your list too, andi.

[Andit]

Im gonna throw a date out there as I know im on holidays the first 2 weeks of July .Im going down east to visit the family from june30th-july 7th.How about Sunday July 9th?

Sounds, good! I'm in!

there was talk last night at the 5MEB concert of a spring get together of sunday may the 29th at sugar beach.

Yep, that's the date I suggested. Who's in?

[Mmmme...]

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 English men and 1 English woman

A couple of months later on the same island in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage-à-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian woman keeps complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

[Mmmme...]

Dear Ugly People,

There is hope!

You're welcome.

Sincerely, Alcohol


Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,

Unicorns



Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming.
Karma's a .

Sincerely,

The Titanic



Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,

Canada



Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely,

Google



Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely,

1985


Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,

BP





Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely,

Unimpressed



Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely, Black people



Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely, Superman



Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies


Dear Mr. Gump

WTF are you talking about?
There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....

Sincerely, Jenny



Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012.
Our calendars ends there because some Spanish
d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?

Sincerely,

The Mayans



Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,

Native Americans


Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up...

Sincerely,

The Girls of Jersey Shore



Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,

Elephant

[6ffightr9]

!st round to GSP

[Mmmme...]