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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:20 PM #26206
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Danny is out with his friends and they stop by his
grandmother's house for a visit.
They notice a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table
and start snacking on them.
When they're ready to leave, his friends say,
"Nice to meet you, ma'am and thank you for the peanuts."
Grandma says, "You’re welcome. Eat all ya' want...
Ever since I lost my dentures, all I can do is suck
the chocolate off 'em."
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:21 PM #26207
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:23 PM #26208
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:23 PM #26209NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:25 PM #26210
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Lion King was amazing.... The costumes were fantastic and the cast was really good. They had amazing voices and it was quite the production...
We went to Alice Fazooli's for dinner first, but I wasn't too impressed... actually, none of us were thrilled with dinner... company was good though....
Hope everyone has a great night...
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:26 PM #26211
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:27 PM #26212
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Canadian Mark Hominick fell short of winning but i don'r think the champ, Jose Also, will want a rematch after the 3 minute ponding he got in the last round.
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:32 PM #26213
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Nightly Recap
Trivia
c.r.c. - jon bon jovi
4th grade ? - bluenose
name that ? - laurence tureaud
sports - 1996
tdich - augusta
Winner:
madchives
Pink Floyd Wall to Wall European Tour
http://www.q107.com/Contests/RogerWatersWalltoWallEuro
peanTour.aspx
3:15am - royal
Winner:
rockit
5:30am - wedding
Winner:
rockit
7:30am - Floyd
Winner:
Mechman47
Honourable Mention:
kawam
9:30am - sane
Winner:
Travels
11:30am - THREE
Winner:
Travels
Honourable Mention:
kawam
1:15pm - Gilmour
Winner:
Lee03
Honourable Mention:
tad01
3:30pm - bank
Winner:
Travels
5:30pm - chocolate
Winner:
Travels
7pm - concert
Winner:
Travels
10:30pm - priceless
Winner:
kawam
Hope everyone enjoyed their day.
Went to see an amazing show - Double Bill. The first half has e e cummings poetry put to music, using non traditional instruments (squeaky toys, kids xylophones & jingle bells). The second half was a cute little play about the interesting people one meets everyday, told through the eyes of a hot dog vendor. Then, I spent a little time at a farewell/good luck in your new life party (beer & muffins ).
Night all.Last edited by Andit; Sat, Apr 30th, 2011 at 11:41 PM. Reason: oops, forgot the priceless word. :P
For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:34 PM #26214
good evening qt's!
hope you all enjoyed the fabulous weather today!
all the fresh air tuckered me out.
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:36 PM #26215
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:36 PM #26216
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For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:37 PM #26217
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On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
A couple of months later on the same island in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage-à-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian woman keeps complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:43 PM #26218
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Dear Ugly People,
There is hope!
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming.
Karma's a .
Sincerely,
The Titanic
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about?
There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012.
Our calendars ends there because some Spanish
d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:51 PM #26219
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!st round to GSP
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Sat, Apr 30th, 2011, 11:53 PM #26220
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