Last Poster Wins $15

[Natalka]

Last to see the sun rise!

[feetfrown]

last

[GoJays]

every one of ya'll were up way too late.. 'cept attitash, you sir, were up way too early

[attitash]

had to w*rk

[attitash]

A refuse collector in Cairns Australia is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he


gets out of his truck goes to the Front door and knocks. There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door.

"Harro!" says the Chinese man.

"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and

tries again.

"No ! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"

"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your

'wheelie' bin?'"

"OK, OK." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin and whispers in the collector's ear.

"I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"

[SillyLoocie]

I am last

[walkonby]

hello last^^ I am also here for now

[GoJays]

face is dirty last.. fighting with a giant ant hill in the back yard... oh the things one discovers when one dismantles planter boxes.. man, were they pissed when i started rooting around in their nursery.. bahahaha! they are now #1 on my new most-hated insect list

[winston]

Last but not least...............

[Darth Penguin]

just got up last

[wolfwoman]

face is dirty last.. fighting with a giant ant hill in the back yard... oh the things one discovers when one dismantles planter boxes.. man, were they pissed when i started rooting around in their nursery.. bahahaha! they are now #1 on my new most-hated insect list

Pour a big pot of BOILING water on them, eco and pet friendly. Out lasting everyone! MUHHHHA!

[GoJays]

awesome, if they're still dumb enough to still be there tomorrow after the copious amounts of ant killer i sprayed, then i shall try that trick.. you should have seen them.. carrying around they're little evil spawn, running from one place to the next... "my baby! my baby! someone save my baby!!" i feel no remorse

[wolfwoman]

Still lasting

[GoJays]

ugh... i'm sore everywhere.. even my fingernails.. makes this challenging

[win-star]