Last Poster Wins $15

[heartgirl99]

[attitash]

Now off to w*rk...should be an awesome ride

[heartgirl99]

[krysta lynne]

[rock lobster]

Settle down ,we're trying to have a serious conversation here.

[danger_dan]

Good morning peeps.
Cold one out there

[attitash]

Today is, National Saxophone Day! All you cool cats can take five and enjoy a little saxophone ditty because it's one instrument that is out of this world. You dig?
Give a t00t!

[danger_dan]

Above average temps for this coming weekend in the GTA!

[attitash]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.



The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk



to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why doyou want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

[danger_dan]

^

[attitash]

Local6 Nov, 2012 928
Gas prices expected to rise 2.3 cents at midnight

According to En-Pro, gas prices are expected to rise 2.3 centsat 12:01 a.m. Nov. 7, to an average price of 122.7 cents/litre at most GTA gas stations.

Please note: Gas prices have become very volatile because of a change in the way oil companies set their prices, thus making it more challenging to predict gasoline prices.

[danger_dan]

lunch time!

[Wendark]

last. Everytime I post, I'm last.

[heartgirl99]

last. Everytime I post, I'm last.

funny how that works, eh?

[rock lobster]

Eh?
Are you Canadian by any chance?