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[SillyLoocie]

[vesper]

[vesper]

[vesper]

Actually it makes sense to me. Hubba Hubba!

[attitash]

A Doctor in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".


'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

[attitash]

A guy met a girl at the state fair, and she invited him back to
her place for the night.

When they arrived at her house, they went right into her bedroom.
The guy noticed that the room was filled with stuffed animals.
There were hundreds of them all over the place. Giant stuffed
animals were on top of the wardrobe. Large stuffed animals were
on the bookshelf and on the windowsill, and a lot of smaller
stuffed animals were on the bottom shelf.

Later, after they had sex, he turned to her and asked
confidently,

"So... how was I?"

"Well," she said, "You can take anything from the bottom shelf."

[vesper]

[vesper]

[attitash]

Today is, National Man Watcher's Day! Prolonged study of the human male may bring up some questions. Why is he only losing hair from one spot on the back of his head?
How many times can he check out his muscles in the bathroom mirror before he gets in the shower?
Hasn't he worn those same jeans every day for the past week?
Sadly, keen observers have yet to reach any solid conclusions on the habits of the male, but they continue to pave the way for future generations of male watchers.
Some SC`s will have a pass on this day!

[SillyLoocie]

Today is, National Man Watcher's Day! Prolonged study of the human male may bring up some questions. Why is he only losing hair from one spot on the back of his head?
How many times can he check out his muscles in the bathroom mirror before he gets in the shower?
Hasn't he worn those same jeans every day for the past week?
Sadly, keen observers have yet to reach any solid conclusions on the habits of the male, but they continue to pave the way for future generations of male watchers.
Some SC`s will have a pass on this day!

National Man Watcher’s Day how do we celebrateman-ness in a general way?
Is there any protocol that is followed, that all men must obey?
There is an old saying about real men & how they don’t eat quiche,
& also that all the good men never cause girls to go sheesh!
We all know about those dreamy guys, to whom we have lost our hearts,
We also know about men called husbands who proudly share their fa*ts,
There are men, who love their cars & adore their power tools,
& crazy, nutty sports guys who live to break the rules,
Some of us ladies know a man, who is long & lanky,
& if we catch him on a good day, there may be hanky panky!
There are those men, who are good in the kitchen & can cook up a storm,
& I kinda like the cuddly types, who like to keep us warm,
All men love to BBQ; of course we all know that,
& some men are subjected to the silent treatment that follows a little spat,
I’ve once heard about a man, who loved long walks on the beach,
& that he was so much more than just a figure of speech,
There were young guys from my youth, who turned into Daddies,
& they loved to go out golfing & take along their caddies,
We love to watch them all cause it never hurts to sneak a peek,
Maybe we’ll see a man run by & watch out if you see him streak,
A man likes to be kept busy to keep him out of trouble,
& do not get to crabby if he has just a little stubble,
Celebrate Man Watcher’s Day how ever you see fit,
Cause when we watch the boys go by, they do not mind one bit.

[McSkier]

[SillyLoocie]

[gryphon]

What has society come to when there are signs that read "In case of fire leave building before you tweet"?

[i_forget]

What has society come to when there are signs that read "In case of fire leave building before you tweet"?

It means that the education system has managed to teach stupid people how to read

[McSkier]