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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 07:26 AM #153091
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 07:26 AM #153092
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 07:29 AM #153093
Happy Halloween Q sters,
This is it, the last day of October. Watch out for the little ghosts and goblins tonight.
Have a great day.
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 08:14 AM #153094
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again'?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! idiot !!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Last edited by GMAN; Mon, Oct 31st, 2016 at 08:16 AM.
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 08:27 AM #153095
Eastbound Gardiner Closed Near Parkside Drive
Eastbound lanes of the Gardiner Expressway between Parklawn Road and Jameson Avenue are closed after a fatal collision early this morning. The single-vehicle crash occurred shortly before 3 a.m. Paramedics confirmed that one female was killed following the collision.
Two westbound lanes of Lake Shore Boulevard are also closed east of Parkside Drive. It is unclear when roads are expected to reopen.
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 08:28 AM #153096
Did You Know
Orange and black are Halloween colors because orange is associated with the Fall harvest and black is associated with darkness and death. NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 08:28 AM #153097
FBI Obtains Warrant to Search Emails
The FBI has obtained a warrant to begin searching newly discovered emails belonging to Huma Abedin, a top aide of Hillary Clinton.
Agents are attempting to examine as many of the emails as possible before election day on November 8. However the fact that there are 650,000 emails has led to fears that the new investigation could last weeks, and, if Mrs Clinton wins the election, hamper the early part of her presidency.
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 08:28 AM #153098
TFC Strike Late to Beat NYCFC in First Leg
BMO Field erupted when Toronto FC striker Jozy Altidore scored a late goal in Sunday’s first leg of the Eastern Conference semifinal against New York City FC, on the way to a 2-0 victory. NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 08:29 AM #153099
Today Is...
Because of the unknown, Halloween is the one of the most captivating holidays, often celebrated by both adults and children. The element of surprise makes it fun and unpredictable. NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 09:13 AM #153100
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 09:16 AM #153101
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 09:16 AM #153102
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 09:59 AM #153103
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Happy Halloween H team .. hope you see lots little ghosts and goblins tonite .. take care
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 10:01 AM #153104
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Mon, Oct 31st, 2016, 10:06 AM #153105
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