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    Lake Erie is 45 degrees.
    Saw a few kids jumping in the old Welland Canal.
    Won't be long for me!

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    good evening qts
    the rain seems to be clearing.

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    Hello every1.
    Back @ last, I hope. A lot of catching up to do.
    Computer issues, keep getting bumped out of S.C., and some health issues; hasn't been a fun time. I hope every1 here is ok. Sure missed you.

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    Is anyone watching the Jays game? If not you missed a SPECTACULAR play.
    Chris Coghlan dove over top the STL catcher's head, and summersaulted onto home plate.
    I've seen hundreds of games, and I've never seen that before.
    It'll be on the highlight reels; you should watch it.

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    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.

    His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

    It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his Scots lawyer, who knows sign language.



    The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the money is."

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where’s the money?

    Guido signs back, “I don't know what you are talking about.”

    The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says,

    "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

    The lawyer signs to Guido, “He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

    Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, “You are a wee e and don’t have the balls to pull the trigger.



    Don't you just love Scots lawyers?



















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    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.

    His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

    It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his Scots lawyer, who knows sign language.



    The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the money is."

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where’s the money?

    Guido signs back, “I don't know what you are talking about.”

    The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says,

    "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

    The lawyer signs to Guido, “He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

    Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, “You are a wee $hite and don’t have the balls to pull the trigger.



    Don't you just love Scots lawyers?


















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    Quote Originally Posted by 22hicks View Post
    Is anyone watching the Jays game? If not you missed a SPECTACULAR play.
    Chris Coghlan dove over top the STL catcher's head, and summersaulted onto home plate.
    I've seen hundreds of games, and I've never seen that before.
    It'll be on the highlight reels; you should watch it.
    See it here: https://mobile.twitter.com/BProToron...700096/photo/1

    Last edited by GoodBoy; Wed, Apr 26th, 2017 at 12:08 AM.

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    Friend moved to apartment in Tokyo and sent me his picture from there!

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    ONLY in Newfoundland !!! This would happen.. people suntanning on ice pans .. due to ..to much snow on their lawns ..can't take lawn chairs outside to suntan this year .. LMFAO

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    Where's my turtle neck?
    Where's my turtle neck?

    The hawk and the mouse are the sameTime is the ultimate test

    The capacity to learn is a gift, the ability to learn is a skill, the willingness to learn is a choice.

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    Let's skip ahead a few years.


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    good morning, qts!

    it's going to be a lovely day

    Today

    A mix of sun and cloud. Wind becoming east 20 km/h gusting to 40 this morning. High 17 except 12 near Lake Ontario. UV index 7 or high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 22hicks View Post
    Hello every1.
    Back @ last, I hope. A lot of catching up to do.
    Computer issues, keep getting bumped out of S.C., and some health issues; hasn't been a fun time. I hope every1 here is ok. Sure missed you.
    hiya hicks!
    lots of tech issues here lately.

    sorry you haven't been well. hope you're all better now

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    this morning's 7 a.m. bull's eye jackpot is worth $2900.

    good luck!

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    Good Morning all.

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