Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

Today is...

It’s the bane of wool wearers, and the champion of older brothers. Static electricity has been experienced by all of us, whether we’re simply grabbing a door handle or you got it from walking across a carpet in wool socks, static electricity has occasionally added a little spark to your day. Celebrating Static Electricity Day is simple and fun! You can choose to be the deliever of the micro-shock to your friends and family, or you can turn your attention to helping everyone avoid this sometimes unpleasant phenomena.

[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends. Happy Tuesday.

[The Jester]

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an er*cti*n. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.

"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your p*nis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."

The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. "So what's the good news?" he asks.

The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your p*nis. Would you like to try it?"

The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.

A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his p*nis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.

"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"

Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my a$$”

[kenrod]

Good afternoon fellow Canucks!

Hope you are all enjoying the balmy weather. Boy, the last couple of weeks I had to go to the hockey rinks to warm up. Good thing I am a hockey parent, otherwise people would point and stare.

Have a great day folks.

[ecat444]

Made it to Niagara Falls with smooth sailing on the roads yesterday, switching hotels for the fallsview room tonight. Weather much better than it would have been last week that's for sure, a good part of one of the falls are frozen solid!! ITs always nice comnig here but you have to watch where you eat etc as it is such a tourist trap!!! A coffee at Starbucks is $3.25 with no refill, compared to Toronto at $1.95 with free refill!Have a good one.

[the H team]

Irene won the $1000 song of the day!
Congrats.

[dededi]

I hope everyone is enjoying these milder temps, so nice to get out and not come home with frost bite!

[dededi]

[The Jester]

A young man called Dave from London wanted to buy a birthday present for his new girlfriend.
They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland.
Dave consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note...not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Dave unknowingly got the knickers.
Good old Dave sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.
Dear Maggie,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean.
In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Dave.
P.S. My Mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

[The Jester]

[rock lobster]

[rock lobster]

[rock lobster]

Savannah, the 8 ft. whitetip shark is back home in Florida!
Radio transmitter located Savannah, who travels as far
north as Nova Scotia, being back home in South Florida for the winter.

Chill out noobs, more people are killed by falling coconuts every
year than from shark bites.

[rock lobster]

[rock lobster]

Winds have blown rain on us all day from Cuba.
I don't believe a great country like the U.S. should
allow free admittance of rain from this communist country.
Border security is paramount to a sovereign nation.
Build that wall Donald!!!!