Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[heartgirl99]

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[rock lobster]

[The Jester]

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on."She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on."She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13."Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living."I'm in sales."He replied "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?"She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.She said, "I sell tampons".He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".He replied "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper. I'm still one hole behind you!"

[heartgirl99]

good morning, qts!

what a wet start to the day.

Today

Showers ending this morning then mainly cloudy with 40 percent chance of showers. High 19. UV index 7 or high.

[Wallie]

good morning

[the H team]

Happy Tuesday Q sters,

A warmer week at last. Hopefully everyone had a great long weekend.

[the H team]

7am bullseye guess - 40

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[heartgirl99]

* May 22 *

7:00 mega bull's eye guess ===> 40

WINNER!

[the H team]

40 is the Bullseye winner. Congrats Rob

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[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends. Hope everyone had a good long weekend. I was hoping to get outside sometime this weekend but it didn't happen. My friend who has been helping me got messed up by his daughter and boyfriend. They took off without warning and left their newly mothered cat and her 4 kittens and there misbehaved dog if left alone to long goes nuts. So he couldn't stay with me too long. DAMN. I'm sooooo frustrated I'm getting really depressed and that is no good.

[rock lobster]

2009 Maserati GranTurismo S 4.7, CAMBIOCORSA
F1 PADDLE SHIFT (1 OF 300 MADE)
4.7L V8 pumping out 433HP





Maserati sweats the details.

[dededi]

I hope everyone ha a good long weekend!!

[dededi]

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

Hope everyone had a grand long weekend.
Now its back to work to cram 5 days worth of work into 4. Is is Friday yet?

Have a grand day folks!

[The Jester]

This is what all of us 70+ year-olds, and those yet-to-be have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria.
One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so another guy's wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area.
An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hard time. He had a death grip on the handrail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right. She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So, she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.
When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.
I am sending this to my children so that they don't sell the house before they know the facts.