Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

Today is...

Ever since the invention of the newspaper, there have been newspaper carriers. Those intrepid souls who bring out the latest hot sheet carrying the most recent news have used all sorts of methods to carry out their duties and bring us the best of stories. Whether they were standing on the street corner with a satchel or loading up their trusty Shetland pony with bags full of the daily rag, Newspaper Carrier Day holds them in the highest regard and shares their dedication with the world.

[the H team]

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you... a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said,
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God, again saw it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said,
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said,
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years?
Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service.
If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

[the H team]

[dededi]

Good morning everyone, a couple more days of this humidity and that should be it for this year

MAYBE!

[dededi]

[The Jester]

good morning, qts!

it's going to be a steamy first day of school!

Today

A mix of sun and cloud. High 28. Humidex 36. UV index 7 or high.

https://youtu.be/S433z3UREqc

[rock lobster]

To all the countries currently on fire:
Global warming is a myth, now stop
all this foolish head thinking and
go put yourselves out , just tilt
the flat earth a little.
Duh!

[kenrod]

Good afternoon fellow Canucks!

Last week I was cramming two weeks worth of work into three days after my vacation.
With this short work week, I should have no problem cramming 5 days into 4.

I suppose I had better stop goofing off so I can go back to my cage and toil away.

Have a great day folks!

[rock lobster]

[the H team]

[heartgirl99]

[the H team]

Happy Hump Day Q sters,

This should be it as far as the 3H days go for a bit. Could be record setting, but it has been a great Summer. Much better then last year. Hope everyone's 1st day back was good.

[heartgirl99]

yep, hot again!

Today

Mainly sunny. Fog patches dissipating this morning. Wind becoming southwest 20 km/h gusting to 40 this morning. High 32. Humidex 42. UV index 7 or high.

[heartgirl99]

a toast to an absent viking on his birthday

[the H team]

Happy Birthday EV!
Have a great one.