Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Lee03]

I haven't seen this one before....

A Catholic Priest, a Doctor, a rich Businessman and a Newfie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

The Newfie fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'

The Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'

The Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'

The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.'

'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'

The Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

The Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls'

The Newfie said, 'Why the hell can't they play at night?'

[maggierocks]

Well goodnight everyone....Thanks for all the cash grab songs.....See ya in the am!! Great night all...

[Babygirl1]

Drag Queen racing??

[Babygirl1]

Swimming In The Jaws Of A Crocodile

Plunge into the "Cage of Death" and swim with some of Australia's largest saltwater crocodiles! This latest attraction is perfect for those who dare to get up close and personal with these amazing prehistoric creatures. Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

[Babygirl1]

If you are bored with selling the comfort of his routine, but my soul craves excitement, go to the Australian city of Darwin, even more accurately - to the park Crocosaurus Cove, and that very accurately - to meet face-to-face with crocodiles living in a cage made of transparent plexiglass , which is also called "Cage of Death".

[Babygirl1]

[Babygirl1]

Ready for next month

[Babygirl1]

[Babygirl1]

Just couldn't resist this one

[psells]

The Newfie said, 'Why the hell can't they play at night?'

The Newfie is usually an Engineer in that joke.

[madchives]

good evening

it's ani's birthday
had been a while since i heard her,

[psells]

Watch out, the satellite is coming, the satellite is coming!


Update #12Fri, 23 Sep 2011 10:50:07 PM EDT

As of 10:30 p.m. EDT on Sept. 23, 2011, the orbit of UARS was 85 miles by 90 miles (135 km by 140 km). Re-entry is expected between 11:45 p.m. Friday, Sept. 23, and 12:45 a.m., Sept. 24, Eastern Daylight Time (3:45 a.m. to 4:45 a.m. GMT). During that time period, the satellite will be passing over Canada and Africa, as well as vast areas of the Pacific, Atlantic and Indian oceans. The risk to public safety is very remote.

[mizzsazzyazz]

11:32 ROCKET MAN

[heartgirl99]

Watch out, the satellite is coming, the satellite is coming!


Update #12Fri, 23 Sep 2011 10:50:07 PM EDT

As of 10:30 p.m. EDT on Sept. 23, 2011, the orbit of UARS was 85 miles by 90 miles (135 km by 140 km). Re-entry is expected between 11:45 p.m. Friday, Sept. 23, and 12:45 a.m., Sept. 24, Eastern Daylight Time (3:45 a.m. to 4:45 a.m. GMT). During that time period, the satellite will be passing over Canada and Africa, as well as vast areas of the Pacific, Atlantic and Indian oceans. The risk to public safety is very remote.

thanks for the heads up!

[psells]

thanks for the heads up!

My, what big brown eye you have.