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[Lee03]

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,
Unicorns
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Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never have an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,
Logic
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Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a .

Sincerely,
The Titanic

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Dear America ,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,
Canada
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Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...

Sincerely,
Google
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Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely,
1985
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Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,
BP
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Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
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Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies
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Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,
Alcohol
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Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012.
Our calendars ended there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?

Sincerely,
The Mayans

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Dear iPhone,

Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
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Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up....

Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
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Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,
Elephant

[Mmmme...]

Hope everyone enjoyed their day.

I got to see a student production of Little Women this afternoon. The kids were good, but I think I've been spoiled by too many high-end productions. Hopefully, I was enthusiastic enough in my applause.

Mmmme, I only saw the dancers. Maybe it's because I prefer playing doctor with boys? Not sure I want to see what the couple is doing dancing on a naked gal.

Going to go back & read all the fun things I missed today.

You are honest....Nothing wrong with that!

[Mmmme...]

I saw a couple of boobs.... (after the couple of dancers....) I guess I'm not very masculine....

They are there... and thankfully you are not masculine....
your husband might have something to say about it...

[Mmmme...]

OH DEAR !!


Always put the paint in the trunk!




The people in the blue car had a 25-litre bucket of paint on the back seat at the time.....







The ambulance driver wouldn't let the female paramedic out of the
ambulance because she couldn't stop laughing -- he said it wasn't professional...

I laughed so hard when I first read this email.... and even now when I look at the pictures

[rock lobster]

I saw a couple.
I didn't say a couple of what.

[TO_Harley]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (5 members and 5 guests)

OK, who wants to break the tie? Come on, we need one more contestant.

Oh ya, and I admit I saw the boobies too.

[ecat444]

Don't have time to say much else, still gotta spend some time with my own puddies and do a few other things so I bid you all a -

[Mmmme...]

Good night everyone...

I need my sleep.
It is quite a stressful week...
I do not recall if I mentioned it...
It is the anniversary of my dad's passing...
and It always hits me like a ton of bricks.
I am alright most of the time and then a wave of sadness washes over me....
I know too that after Saturday I will be my abnormal self once again.

Sleep well...

[user-id]

Pamela Anderson as the Virgin Mary?

Well, it is A RUSSELL PETERS CHRISTMAS, Dec. 1 on CTV

http://www.bellmediapr.ca/ctv/releas...4484&yyyy=2011

– New Canadian special features guests include Michael Bublé, Pamela Anderson, Ted Lange, Faizon Love, Jon Lovitz, Scott Thompson and members of the Peters family –

Toronto, ON (November 14, 2011) – What happens when a comedy heavyweight, his brethren of Canadian and international showbiz friends, and a requisite frozen pond surrounded by lit-up Christmas trees collide? One heck of a Christmas special, that’s what! Anchoring its holiday lineup, CTV presents the world premiere of the original Canadian production A RUSSELL PETERS CHRISTMAS in the hottest timeslot of the week, Thursday, Dec. 1 at 9 p.m. ET on CTV and CTV Mobile. The special is also the centrepiece of the holiday schedule on The Comedy Network, premiering there on Saturday, Dec. 10 at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Helping Peters make merriment in A RUSSELL PETERS CHRISTMAS are Michael Bublé, Pamela Anderson, Ted Lange, Faizon Love, Jon Lovitz, Goapele, Scott Thompson and his own mother and baby daughter.




“It’s a Russell Peters Christmas” (with apologies to “Deck the Halls”)

It’s… a Rus-sell Pe-ters Christ-mas / Tell all your friends, or they’ll be mad
Once a year, you can not miss this / If you do you’ll get a hurt real bad
We are wea-ring, gay ap-parell / Yes we all have is-sues with our dad
Hol-iday is time for pure bliss / We can guarantee that you’ll be glad
It’s…. a Rus-sell Pe-ters Christ-mas / It’s the most fun, that you can get
If you dis-agree, then you can kiss this / When the song is over, we’re not done yet
Now, it’s time to get down to busi-ness / Russell’s flying in on his private jet
Watch it now in high def-ini-tion / Before the nerds post it on the in-ter-net
Welcome to my Christmas special / Set your PVR for Christmas glee
It’s kinda corny and sentimental / And it’s starring meeeeeeeeeeee!
Russell’s the best gift you’ll get for free

[user-id]

It's a brand new . . .day! :D



Time to get out there and have some fun!

[heartgirl99]

good morning qt's

dress warmly today!

[attitash]

Good morning Q sters. Nice to see Jack Frost has returned! Off to work. Shorts but a long sleeve shirt this morning.

[heartgirl99]

* Nov 17 *
song of the day ===> hotel california

[elmo57]

The song of the day is Hotel California

[Karl Stiel]

Song of the day --- Hotel California