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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 08:29 AM #26191
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Here is a picture of my twin brother and I arriving at our surprise party last Saturday evening. What a night!
Ok, I'm a little shy but will add a few more.
My cake, quite fitting since everyone knows of my love for wine and cheese.
A little tipsy here.
It was a really fun night and we were totally spoiled.Last edited by jonesy; Thu, Dec 8th, 2011 at 08:42 AM.
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 08:31 AM #26192
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Wolfie: We must find a cure for this work epidmeic.
You are patient #1.
It seems to be picking our members off one by one.
Women seem to be the carriers, they
transmit the virus to unsuspecting males.
Fortunately, I am immune.
I will keep everyone up to date on this scourge.
Sitting down with a cup of hot coffee staring out
the window appears to relieve some of these work symptoms.
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 08:34 AM #26193
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Happy Birthday Jonesy!!
Hope all your wishes come true and that this year brings wonderful things to you and yours. Have a great birthday!!!!
Good morning all, hope everyone has a super day!
This one has been around many times but I find it amusing each time and hope you do as well...enjoy...
SIPPING VODKA
A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C..
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the out of him..
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for this is my body." He did not say, “Eat me."
12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.
13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 08:37 AM #26194
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 08:47 AM #26195
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 08:48 AM #26196
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Very excitied now...the light flurries have increased to much more snow falling now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 08:49 AM #26197
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Thanks everyone!! So nice of you all!Jonesy
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 08:50 AM #26198
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 08:59 AM #26199
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40th birthday greetings to Jonesy & to your twin brother,
Turning 40 sure is a milestone; it’s really like no other,
You’re leaving your 30’s behind you & entering even better territory,
You can ask any one of us who’ve done this; we’ll all share our story,
Age is just a number, isn’t that the famous quote?
Yet such a famous age to reach for that reason I denote,
Birthdays are when you remember the things that happened in your life,
Long before you ever became a husband or a wife,
I’m sure you have many memories that you do hold close & dear,
& it’s just another reason to give you & your bro a cheer!
Be careful blowing out 40 candles, as it can create a temporary breeze,
Give your twin the biggest hug & include a great big squeeze,
A very Happy Birthday greeting is what I’m sending your way,
& since it is your birthday you can celebrate all day!
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:00 AM #26200
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Good morning all
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:00 AM #26201
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Happy Birthday, Jonesy - Hope you have a fantastic day!
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:01 AM #26202
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GM! Happy Thursday!
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:01 AM #26203
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Happy B-day Jonesy
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:03 AM #26204
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:06 AM #26205
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