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    Here is a picture of my twin brother and I arriving at our surprise party last Saturday evening. What a night!

    Ok, I'm a little shy but will add a few more.




    My cake, quite fitting since everyone knows of my love for wine and cheese.





    A little tipsy here.





    It was a really fun night and we were totally spoiled.
    Last edited by jonesy; Thu, Dec 8th, 2011 at 08:42 AM.
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    Wolfie: We must find a cure for this work epidmeic.
    You are patient #1.
    It seems to be picking our members off one by one.
    Women seem to be the carriers, they
    transmit the virus to unsuspecting males.
    Fortunately, I am immune.
    I will keep everyone up to date on this scourge.

    Sitting down with a cup of hot coffee staring out
    the window appears to relieve some of these work symptoms.
    Last edited by rock lobster; Thu, Dec 8th, 2011 at 08:39 AM.
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    Happy Birthday Jonesy!!

    Hope all your wishes come true and that this year brings wonderful things to you and yours. Have a great birthday!!!!

    Good morning all, hope everyone has a super day!
    This one has been around many times but I find it amusing each time and hope you do as well...enjoy...

    SIPPING VODKA

    A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

    Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

    1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
    2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
    3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
    4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
    5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
    6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C..
    7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
    8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the out of him..
    9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
    10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
    11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for this is my body." He did not say, “Eat me."
    12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.
    13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
    14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rock lobster View Post
    Wolfie: We must find a cure for this work epidmeic.
    You are patient #1.
    It seems to be picking our members off one by one.
    Women seem to be the carriers, they
    transmit the virus to unsuspecting males.
    Fortunately, I am immune.
    I will keep everyone up to date on this scourge.
    THANK You, my Friend, but for the Love of All that is Good and Pure...
    HURRY!!!!
    I Feel another Outbreak coming on!!!!


    I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NatureBug View Post

    JONESY TO YOU AND YOUR TWIN BROTHER!!!
    Hope all your wishes come true!!
    Aw shucks, thanks!
    Jonesy

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    Very excitied now...the light flurries have increased to much more snow falling now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyredneck View Post
    happy birthday jonesy, enjoy your day
    Quote Originally Posted by heartgirl99 View Post
    happy birthday to jonesy and her twin brother!

    Thanks to naturebug for the reminder!



    Quote Originally Posted by The Jester View Post
    Many happy returns to Jonesy and bro on their 40th milestone. Have a great day you youngsters.
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    Good Morning all

    Happy Birthday Jonesy
    Quote Originally Posted by tad01 View Post
    Good morning Q folks.

    Happy Birthday Jonesy! Hope you have a wonderful day.
    Quote Originally Posted by ic_ou812 View Post
    a good morning to the Q zoo...today is my friday, have a great weekend all...happy birthday jonesy...
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    Happy Birthday Jonesy!! Hope you have a fantastic day!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by madchives View Post
    happy birthday jonesy
    and lucky you were born the same day as flip



    hope everyone has a great day - rumour has it i
    should have been asleep hours ago
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    May this Day be Twice as Special for You and Your Brother, Jonesy!!!!!!!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!



    Quote Originally Posted by attitash View Post
    Jonesy...Happy Birthday to you & your twin brother.

    Thanks everyone!! So nice of you all!
    Jonesy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesy View Post


    Here is a picture of my twin brother and I arriving at our surprise party last Saturday evening. What a night!

    Ok, I'm a little shy but will add a few more.




    My cake, quite fitting since everyone knows of my love for wine and cheese.





    A little tipsy here.





    It was a really fun night and we were totally spoiled.

    Great pictures!

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    40th birthday greetings to Jonesy & to your twin brother,
    Turning 40 sure is a milestone; it’s really like no other,
    You’re leaving your 30’s behind you & entering even better territory,
    You can ask any one of us who’ve done this; we’ll all share our story,
    Age is just a number, isn’t that the famous quote?
    Yet such a famous age to reach for that reason I denote,
    Birthdays are when you remember the things that happened in your life,
    Long before you ever became a husband or a wife,
    I’m sure you have many memories that you do hold close & dear,
    & it’s just another reason to give you & your bro a cheer!
    Be careful blowing out 40 candles, as it can create a temporary breeze,
    Give your twin the biggest hug & include a great big squeeze,
    A very Happy Birthday greeting is what I’m sending your way,
    & since it is your birthday you can celebrate all day!





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    Good morning all

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    Happy Birthday, Jonesy - Hope you have a fantastic day!


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    GM! Happy Thursday!


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    Happy B-day Jonesy

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    Quote Originally Posted by SillyLoocie View Post
    40th birthday greetings to Jonesy & to your twin brother,
    Turning 40 sure is a milestone; it’s really like no other,
    You’re leaving your 30’s behind you & entering even better territory,
    You can ask any one of us who’ve done this; we’ll all share our story,
    Age is just a number, isn’t that the famous quote?
    Yet such a famous age to reach for that reason I denote,
    Birthdays are when you remember the things that happened in your life,
    Long before you ever became a husband or a wife,
    I’m sure you have many memories that you do hold close & dear,
    & it’s just another reason to give you & your bro a cheer!
    Be careful blowing out 40 candles, as it can create a temporary breeze,
    Give your twin the biggest hug & include a great big squeeze,
    A very Happy Birthday greeting is what I’m sending your way,
    & since it is your birthday you can celebrate all day!



    I am so spoiled! I finally got my very own Loocie poem! I promise to share it with my brother. I feel really honoured, thank you so much!
    Jonesy

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorpio View Post
    happy birthday jonesy!!

    Hope all your wishes come true and that this year brings wonderful things to you and yours. Have a great birthday!!!!

    .
    Quote Originally Posted by user-id View Post
    happy birthday, jonesy - hope you have a fantastic day!

    Quote Originally Posted by waynethegolfer View Post
    happy b-day jonesy
    thanks!!
    Jonesy

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