Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[rock lobster]

Just watching the weather channel.
Tornadoes on the ground near Dallas.
Helicopter pictures , amazing.
Picking up ,(hopefully), empty semi-trailers in the
air 100..200 feet into the air.

Three trailers doing a dance mid-air.
Ripping trees straight
up into the air....scarey stuff.

Possible injuries.
Big chucks of debris airborne.
Tossing junk 1/4 to 1/2 mile.
Two on the ground.

[Knottythots]

How the Internet Got Started

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?
And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

That is how it all began. And that's the truth.

[the H team]

PFWW-works

[Chers1]

blood donation day.. hopefully it will be a o k. Last time I was a little woozie for a couple of days.. Well on the bright side..I have all next week to rest and relax.. he he he

[The Jester]

blood donation day.. hopefully it will be a o k. Last time I was a little woozie for a couple of days.. Well on the bright side..I have all next week to rest and relax.. he he he

Aren't we all already giving blood at the pumps???????????

[Chers1]

its in you to give.. I have this pin..

[Chers1]

x.. i have donated 41 times.. cheers

[the H team]

PFWW-pompeii

[Neon]

Pink Floyd password is ...Pompeii

[22hicks]

Hopefully you'll be finished before tooth hurty

Just got in. Mouth aching as freezing is coming out.

Luckily, heard about the 4.5 cent gas hike & filled up.
What a bargain, was only $133.7 a litre !!!

[the H team]

PFWW-London

[Lee03]

PFWW: London

[WolfDio]

Roger Waters PassWord ~ LONDON

[the H team]

WIFE FROM HELL


A policeofficer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,
'I clocked you at 80 miles per hour sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60;
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be
silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!!?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear, you should be
thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed
would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says, through
clenched teeth, 'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing
your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I
took
it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out
of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver
turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband
always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
(I love this part)

'Only when he's been drinking!!'

[Knottythots]

Have a good evening, I'm gone!