Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

The Last Nickel



A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.. He gives the
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.



Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.. The father
realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on
the back.



The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his
son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.



A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.



Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand.



Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a
word.



As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?"




"No," the woman replied. "I'm with Revenue Canada ."

[the H team]

PFWW-applause

[jonesy]

ww applause

[Lee03]

pf password: applause

[Berndawg]

Im riding that train hi on caffeine, well i got the kids, got 2 be good, On our way 2
Ottawa,

[The Jester]

Im riding that train hi on caffeine, well i got the kids, got 2 be good, On our way 2
Ottawa,

Enjoy the ride "casey"

[ic_ou812]

pfww is reefer

[Lee03]

pf password: reefer

[the H team]

PFWW-reefer

[Zedgirl76]

Im riding that train hi on caffeine, well i got the kids, got 2 be good, On our way 2
Ottawa,

Yes, we have to keep it PG-rated at least, caffeine it is then

[Zedgirl76]

just past Kingston now, halfway there

[Berndawg]

happy birthday darryl, geee i am so lame still at the new sc
in the midst of agruing boo, and can't spell or type whoopi
sounds like fun

That might explain why i cant listen 2 the Q on there wi fi

[Berndawg]

Perhaps this will give you pause and some solace

I made this pic my desktop background.

[SillyLoocie]

Reppin' on a friday, giving it to you,
Reppin' without reason, cause I haven't got a clue,
Reppin' you if need it, rep without a care,
Last week I repped someone & it was simply on a dare,
So this is rep I give you, it's the friday kind,
& rep can be doled out from the front or given from behind,
Since we’re in the spring season we’ll be reppin in the rain'
& all of you can join me and sing in the refrain,
if you're so inclined you can do some reppin' flips,
& cause I'm feeling generous, I'll share my reppin' chips.

[ecat444]

Have a great Friday Everyone!!!

btw - beautiful pic Jester!