Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

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Nighty-Night!

[kawam]

Morning all. Off to an early start this morning.

[crazyredneck]

good morning everyone, another hot one, but at least its caturday

[rockit]

morning Q-sters

Have a rockin' Caturday

[crazyredneck]

[crazyredneck]

remember to leave water out for the pets.

[crazyredneck]

[crazyredneck]

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."

[crazyredneck]

These quotes were taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations...

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"

"I would not allow this employee to breed"

"This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be"

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap"

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet"

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle"

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy"

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them"

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot"

"This employee should go far, and the sooner the better"

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together"

"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus"

"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless"

"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier"

"I would like to go hunting with him sometime"

"He's been working with glue too much"

"He would argue with a signpost"

"He has knack for making strangers immediately"

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room"

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell"

"If you see 2 people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one"

"A photographic memory but with the cap over the lens"

"A prime candidate for natural deselection"

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it"

"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming"

"Has 2 brains, one is lost, the other is out looking for it"

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week"

"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change"

"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean"

"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000 other sperm"

"One neuron short of a synapse"

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled"

"Takes him 12 hours to watch 60 Minutes"

"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"

[Mechman47]

[feetfrown]

[madchives]

Good Friday afternoon my friends.

Thank you for your kinds an encouraging words in the notes you have sent me.
I came home for a few days as I had a medical app I waited 6 months for...
turned out to be a huge waste of my time.
In addition it was my anniversary. 19 years of wedded bliss.... !!!

I was in Montreal for a month and I feel like I am living there again... other than fuel prices
everything else is less expensive.... even a manicure and pedicure!

I have not gone out to any clubs.
I work till 1 or 2 and then to then hosp till 8 pm.
I sleep well there and when I got home I am sleep well and longer,
though can't seem to catch up on my sleep.

Heading back to Montreal after work. My mom is lonely....
Many of her friends are her age and are afraid to go to any hospital.
My nephew has been amazing. He just graduated university as a civil engineer
and has a part time job. He visits grandma 3 times a week if not more.
He told me earlier that yes he has a life and is busy but grandma is a big part of his life.
He touched me deeply.
My mom is making progress. It is slow and steady.... and not nearly fast enough for her.
She is waiting for a bed in rehab. We hope it is sooner than later.

Her 85th birthday is 2 weeks from today..... We will be there of course and I will make a small party there
as the nurses an PABs (assistants) have been incredible with her.

Welcome to my life.. oh yes had to have my car checked... as I knew the brakes had an issue....
just under $700.00 later + tax.. my car is running as it should.
It has not cost me much in the 7 years I have had it. I am very fortunate.

Have yourselves a great weekend!

you need a transporter, mmmme hoping you find one.

always best hugs for your mom

[The Jester]

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Many happy hearts heartgirl, way to be true to your name - sure looks good on you.

[The Jester]

[madchives]

happy birthday barry