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    One for CRN:
    He was from Texas & he wanted a loan, so he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the senior loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international Redneck Festival for two weeks, he wanted to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of their bank.

    The bank officer, tongue in cheek, told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari, which was parked on the street in front of the bank.



    The redneck produced a clear title & everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge Bubba 12% interest.

    Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the stupid redneck using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage, parked it & locked it.

    Two weeks later, the redneck returned as promised,, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.



    While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni from Ole Miss University, that you are a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world.


    We learned that your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater & oil wells in Midland, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow a measely $5,000?"

    Bubba laughed & replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my Ferrari safely for two weeks for only $23.07, and expect it to be there when I return?"

    Never judge a redneck.
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    All right! Gametime. Go LA GO!

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    w*rk turned out to be ok today.....Dragon Boat Races in town today & spent the day there just in case. Perfect day with comfortable temps, rain the 1st hr this morning a few more drops around lunch. No wind at all...lake was calm as glass all day. Never managed to find the beer tent.
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    Today's BB Songs so far:

    4:30 - I Get Around
    7:27 - California Girls
    10:13 - Surfin' Safari
    12:27 - Good Vibrations
    3:30 - God Only Knows
    5:42 - Surfer Girl
    8:11 - I Get Around

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    Quote Originally Posted by kawam View Post
    Today's BB Songs so far:

    4:30 - I Get Around
    7:27 - California Girls
    10:13 - Surfin' Safari
    12:27 - Good Vibrations
    3:30 - God Only Knows
    5:42 - Surfer Girl
    8:11 - I Get Around
    Thanks, Kawam!

    there was one more earlier at 01:52 ====>barbara ann
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    Hope everyone enjoyed their day.

    Note to self - always walk slowly on wet cobblestones to avoid an ouchie.

    Quincy cat managed to entertain a couple of young workers at the 1000 Tastes of ToOfronto (lots of yummy food tents, a couple in front of my building) - they were charmed by my silly boy wanting to be held.

    Better rest up for tomorrow - hoping to meet up with Ecat at Woofstock tomorrow.

    Night all.

    For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy

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    To conclude the theme today...........


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    goodnight qt's!

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    Happy Sunday!

    What's This? A Beer?

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    Good morning all....happy to have one more w*rk day before my weekend.
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    3:45 am "surfin' u.s.a." - beach boys
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    Morning all. Happy Sunday!
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    happy bunday

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