Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[WolfDio]

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[Knottythots]

Have a nice weekend, got the afternoon off.

[tad01]

Big Congrats, Tad on 4 of a Kind

Thanks everyone!

[WolfDio]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

[jonesy]

Hey... anyone know of anyone with Pension Plan, Benefits and Payroll background looking for a job?

PM me if you do.

[WolfDio]

Thanks everyone!

You did all of the W*rk.

CONGRATS on Your New Pinkie!!!!

Cake for All...

[waynethegolfer]

[waynethegolfer]

Be sure to read to the end -- the best suggestions are last.

FLU SEASON To avoid it... Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day. go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.. Wash your hands often. If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. Get plenty of rest. OR Take the doctor's approach. Think about it... When you go for a flu shot, what do they do first? They clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So... I walk to the pub. (exercise) I put lime in my vodka. (fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary. (veggies) Drink outdoors on the patio. (fresh air) Tell jokes and laugh. (eliminate stress) Then I pass out. (rest) The way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germscan't get you! REMEMBER: 'A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!' Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much

[Lee03]

Peter from Mississauga's guess - stevie ray vaughan scuttle buttin - wrong

[the H team]

Our Peter?????????? from Mississauga

[db band]

Peter from Mississauga's guess - Stevie Ray Vaughan - snuggle bunny??? - wrong

I think it is scuttle buttin (had to look it up on Google)