Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

Hey Wayne has a new pink heart - WTG WTG

[psells]

Hi Strangers! I trust all is well in SC land?

[ROMEO]

Q'sters new week a Short one !

[the H team]

morning Q sters,
wow, what a wild storm last night. some great lightning strikes that lit up the sky. 10 mins before hand, i was closing the windows downstairs & locking the screen door, all set for the night before the fireworks started. was watching the movie Salt & ended up missing the last 15 mins of the movie, due to the satallite dish loosing it's signal, but fortunately it came back on at the start of the season ender of Hawaii 5-0.
it was tragic to hear about the loss of Ray, he will be missed.

Oh, thanks for noticing that I have a new pinky. I hope that it brings me luck.

Cheers all!!

Big Congrats on the NEW PINK HEART RECIPIENTS, LOOCIE & WTG!

[rock lobster]

arrrgghhh-cannot sleep!!!!!!!!!!! I have been awake since 2am - gack!

I hope you all had a wonderful long weekend-very early good morning to everyone...

Next time you're awake in the middle of the night aloha feel free to call me!
(I won't answer but you can still call me)

[22hicks]

Good afternoon every1.
Had an early appt this morn & didn't have time to pop in & wish you all a good day.

[The Jester]

This guy named Joe was going into the desert for a week and he needed a camel for the trip. Joe was a stranger to the desert but was able to locate a rent-a-camel office. Joe tells the rent-a-camel man that he will be making a long trip through the desert for one week. The rent-a-camel man says even his best camel can only go 4 days without water. After some discussion, the rent-a-camel man says "I don't like to suggest this, but you know a good camel can go an extra 3 days or more if he is bricked." Joe agrees to take the best camel. As he leaves the rent-a-camel office, the rent-a-camel man reminds Joe to brick the camel. Not wanting to display his ignorance, Joe doesn't ask about the procedure for bricking the camel. Well Joe knows that it is a long difficult trip for the camel and lets it eat ant drink its fill. He encourages the camel to take on all the water it can by offering it often. Sure enough 4 days into the trip the camel drops dead. Poor Joe barely makes it back to town alive and can't wait to confront the rent-a-camel man. "You rented me a poor camel", Joe says, "It died after only 4 days in the desert, and I almost perished with it." The puzzled rent-a-camel man looks up at Joe and says, "He was my best camel. Did you brick him?" Mad as hell, Joe replies, "Brick him, what the hell do you mean." The rent-a-camel man explains that when the camel bends over to take water, you take two bricks and slam his gonads, as the camel gasps with his head in the water he takes on another 3 to 4 day supply of water. "My GOD", Joe says," Doesn't that hurt?" The rent-a-camel man answers, "No! Just keep your thumbs out of the way when you slam the bricks together."

[22hicks]

Loocie & Wayne - congrats on your new pinkies.

[The Jester]

A guy on a train discovers to his horror that the train doesn’t have a scheduled stop at his destination. He discusses his dilemma with the conductor who says he’ll radio the engine driver and ask him to slow down as the train enters the station and if he times it right he can jump out at the beginning of the platform. He MUST however’ remember that because the train is still in motion that he must hit the ground running as fast as he can so as not to fall over on landing.
Sure enough as they approach the station the train is slowing and the conductor helps the guy to the door, again stressing the importance of running as he lands. All goes to plan and he lands safely on the platform and runs like mad to keep his balance and as he nears the end of the platform a pair of hands grabs him and pulls him into the last carriage, saying“ you lucky b@stard, good job I was looking out the window and saw you – the train doesn’t make stops here to pick up passengers!!!”

[Knottythots]

Good Afternoon, that was a nice long weekend, thought I workedtoo much.
Kawam – thanks you for the Alice Cooper answers
Loocie I would love to go to all those concertstoo, only seen three of them live. But I will be going to the 2^nd Stonesshow

[Knottythots]

These are sentencesexactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow

1. The patient has no previous history of suicide.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states shewas very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third dayit disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to bedepressed.

8. The patient has beendepressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert,but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until shegot a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care forphysical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children,but no other abnormalities.

27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplaneran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went inseparate directions in early December.

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should siton the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection.. However, he took a job asa stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he wasfeeling better.

For the sake of your health - stay away from THIS hospital !!!

[heartgirl99]

still waiting for the stones song of the day
sympathy for the devil

[ecat444]

still waiting for the stones song of the day
sympathy for the devil

Me Too!

[SillyLoocie]

Hello Qbee people.

[The Jester]

Hello Qbee people.

Excellent Loocie - so much heart. Next one for you will be a double gold!!!! Well deserved I must say.