Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[CN8DIAN]

NICE Start to my Monday!!!!

I was the 7th Caller for Derringer's latest Prize Giveaway!!!!

Tickets to see ZZ Top at Rama, an Invite to the Q Summer Bash and Tickets for the FC.

If You listen, you can hear me Howling!!!!

Nice Job!!

[rockit]

NICE Start to my Monday!!!!

I was the 7th Caller for Derringer's latest Prize Giveaway!!!!

Tickets to see ZZ Top at Rama, an Invite to the Q Summer Bash and Tickets for the FC.

If You listen, you can hear me Howling!!!!

WooHoo Congratz Wolfie

[Babygirl1]

The Preacher Golfs

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he got, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do. The urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant and told him that he was sick and could not attend church. Then he packed up the car, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.
An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he's doing." God nodded in agreement.

The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung, and the ball sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A perfect hole-in-one. The preacher was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him."

God smiled. "Think about it -- who can he tell?"

[Jomac8888]

NICE Start to my Monday!!!!

I was the 7th Caller for Derringer's latest Prize Giveaway!!!!

Tickets to see ZZ Top at Rama, an Invite to the Q Summer Bash and Tickets for the FC.

If You listen, you can hear me Howling!!!!

Very nice start to the week...........Congrats.......Enjoy

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone.

I know we need the rain, but it can stop now. Please. Poor Lily dog is not a happy camper.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

[Babygirl1]

Just had to laugh at this one


Match Made in Heaven

A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck swerved from the oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both died.

At the Pearly Gates, the young couple confronted St. Peter. "Sir, you have to help us! We were to be married tomorrow. Is there any way we can be married in Heaven?" "Hmmm," replied St. Peter, "I don't recall there ever being a marriage in Heaven. Well, let's take it up with God and see what he says." So they approached God with their plea. God sat for a moment, pondering the request. Then he looked down and said, "Come back in five years and ask me again."

Five years later, the couple approached God again, even more in love than ever and pleading that he allow their marriage. God paused for quite a while, musing over their request.
Then he spoke, "Come back in five years and ask me again." And once again, five years later, the couple was again in the presence of God, more in love than ever and begging God's permission for the third time
to marry. This time God smiled broadly and thundered, "Yes my children, you may marry!"

Well, the wedding went off beautifully, the reception was huge, everyone thought the bride was simply breathtaking and the groom was soooo handsome, and everyone was happy!

Until... Two years later, the couple was back before God, and things were not looking so good. The couple had come to the realization almost immediately that although marriages were made in heaven, they didn't last very long there! And, in spite of their struggles to come to terms
with the situation, they had decided there simply was no alternative but to get a divorce.

Black clouds fractured by lightening rolled across the sky, and the ground shook with explosive thunder. God glared down at the tiny couple before him, his face becoming dark and angry, and he roared, "Divorce?!

Impossible!!! It took us TEN years just to find a priest in Heaven!

Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a LAWYER?!!"

[Babygirl1]

NICE Start to my Monday!!!!

I was the 7th Caller for Derringer's latest Prize Giveaway!!!!

Tickets to see ZZ Top at Rama, an Invite to the Q Summer Bash and Tickets for the FC.

If You listen, you can hear me Howling!!!!

So cool .... great way to brighten Monday ....

[jonesy]

NICE Start to my Monday!!!!

I was the 7th Caller for Derringer's latest Prize Giveaway!!!!

Tickets to see ZZ Top at Rama, an Invite to the Q Summer Bash and Tickets for the FC.

If You listen, you can hear me Howling!!!!

Congrats!!! I think I hear you howling right now...

[heartgirl99]

NICE Start to my Monday!!!!

I was the 7th Caller for Derringer's latest Prize Giveaway!!!!

Tickets to see ZZ Top at Rama, an Invite to the Q Summer Bash and Tickets for the FC.

If You listen, you can hear me Howling!!!!

congrats, wolfie!
what a great way to start the week!

[attitash]

NICE Start to my Monday!!!!

I was the 7th Caller for Derringer's latest Prize Giveaway!!!!

Tickets to see ZZ Top at Rama, an Invite to the Q Summer Bash and Tickets for the FC.

If You listen, you can hear me Howling!!!!

Well done & congrats!

[Wallie]

Good Day Q sters

Thanks for the winnnig words and such.

Congrats on the win Wolfie

[Neon]

Skynyrd / Doobies Winning Word is ... doctor

[ic_ou812]

LSDBWW is doctor

[the H team]

LSww-doctor

[tad01]

NICE Start to my Monday!!!!

I was the 7th Caller for Derringer's latest Prize Giveaway!!!!

Tickets to see ZZ Top at Rama, an Invite to the Q Summer Bash and Tickets for the FC.

If You listen, you can hear me Howling!!!!

Congrats! The phone was ringing but they didn't seem to want to pick my line.

Nice win!