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[kawam]

19:35 E.J. Password - 21 at 33

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21 at 33 is the fourteenth studio album by British singer/songwriter Elton John, released on 13 May 1980. It was recorded at Super Bear Studios, Nice, France,

[The Jester]

The Elderly Irish Virgin In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it.

Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make proper "final" arrangements. As a last wish, she informed the

undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone:

"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen. He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.

For days, he agonized over the dilemma, but finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.



The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:



"RETURNED UNOPENED"

[The Jester]

The last wishes of Alexander the Great:

On his death bed, Alexander summoned his generals and told them his ultimate wishes:


1. The best doctors should carry his coffin.


2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery.

3. His hands should be let loose, hanging outside the coffin for all to see!!


One of his generals who was surprised by these unusual requests asked Alexander to explain. Here is what Alexander the Great had to say:


1. I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that, in the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal.


2. I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth, stays on earth.


3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty-handed and we leave this world empty- handed after the most precious treasure of all is exhausted, and that is TIME.


4. We do not take to our grave any material wealth. TIME is our most precious treasure because it is LIMITED. We can produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more time.


5. When we give someone our time, we actually give a portion of our life that we will never take back. Our time is our life!


6. The best present that you can give to your family and friends is your TIME.

[WolfDio]

[rockit]

Enjoy the rest of the evening Q-sters...

Cheers

[kawam]

Night all

[Karl Stiel]

E. J. --- Grammy

[Lee03]

I hope everyone had a great Ross Raymond Abbott day!!

[Lee03]

[the H team]

nite all, thanx for the EJ passwords. see you all hump day.

[Mechman47]

EJ Password; "The Fox"

[bluewaterwitch]

EJ = flamboyant

...I heard this on my regular Tuesday drive home from Guelph at about 2:30 a.m.

[Karl Stiel]

Morning All

E.J.

[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends

[heartgirl99]

good morning, qt's!

thanks for keeping up with the elton john passwords!