Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[SillyLoocie]

Late breakfast on a caturday. Are the rumours true? Is it warming up?

[Spartacus]

Good afternoon my Q friends. Happy Caturday. I have a hilarious thing I will put on the thread later when I get back from getting an ultrasound on my hip, it's been bugging me lately so getting it looked at. It is a joke to do with cats in celebration of Caturday. In a couple hours. You will pee your pants when you read it. Karl almost did when he read it. Later Alligator.

[Neon]

Even though it's sunny, don't let that fool you...it's still cold out so bundle up if you're going out.
Have an enjoyable Caturday!

[ecat444]

Hey Everyone! Happy Caturday to all! Those homeless kitties will get a bit of a break today if they are still around!!!! poor furry beings.....

I'm leaving now for downtown area - going to Rancho Relaxo for some mexican grub and then later to see the live show "Little House of Horrors" Quite a bit of walking involved - will start around the Yorkville area and end up around Ossington and Queen. Have a good day all! and treat your puds and doggies well!

[The Jester]

Late breakfast on a caturday. Are the rumours true? Is it warming up?

Not as toasty as your brekkie Loocie

[Karl Stiel]

[Spartacus]

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think warm....

warm warm warm!!!!! Love it !!!!!

[heartgirl99]

[heartgirl99]

well, that's it for another year. tree is down and decorations put away for another year.

it's warmed up but not enough for my liking. hope romeo brings home some fla sunshine

[Spartacus]

Here goes my contribution to Caturday. I can't even read aloud without choking laughing ..............JUST WARNING!!!!!

INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL. FROM A BRITISH newsPAPER

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crock of your arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth. pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take a new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Holding mouth shut for a count of 10.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cats head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with it's head just visible from below spouse's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow pill down straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbors shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck and leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for last Tetenus shot. Throw t-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom

12. Call fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the street. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid hitting cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Fetch heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and then pour pint of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room; sit quietly while Dr. stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop by furniture shop on the way home to order a new table.


WHAT A LAUGH!!!! Think of this next time you have to give your cat a pill. Happy CATURDAY to all!!!!

[the H team]

well, that's it for another year. tree is down and decorations put away for another year.

it's warmed up but not enough for my liking. hope romeo brings home some fla sunshine

& Lee brings back the real warmth from southern Mexico. Now that's my kind of warmth.

[heartgirl99]

[heartgirl99]

[heartgirl99]

at least someone's enjoying the cold:

[SillyLoocie]

& Lee brings back the real warmth from southern Mexico. Now that's my kind of warmth.

Hey everybody speaking of Mexico, how bout' a little JT?
A quirky version of this song & it tickles my fan-cy,
It's a great song for me to cook by, as JT is one of my faves,
No wonder when you read his reviews, he sure rakes in the raves,
Loocie is simmering Spaghetti Sauce & enjoying some kitchen time,
If you bring the Tequila, I will supply the limes,
I could also offer you a Caesar, that includes a celery stalk,
We can sit around my kitchen table, play cards & have a talk,
Hoping your afternoon is bouncy, as we sure are a resilient group,
Next time if you're lucky, I'll make Mick's Goats Head Soup!