Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS

There is a dangerous virus being transmitted electronically, orally,
and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer
(WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss,
or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will
completely wipe out your personal life.

If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these simple
instructions:

1. Put your jacket on.
2. Take two good friends with you to the nearest liquor store.
3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
4. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to a minimum of 5 friends. If you do
not have 5 friends, you have already been infected, and WORK is
controlling your life. In this case, simply follow steps 1 - 4 on your own...

[the H team]

A MUST READ FOR ALL ITALIANS AND A GOOD LAUGH IF YOU'RE NOT


It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman...


On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in
the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,
"well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"


For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They
all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.


Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt..... one button at a time....No
one moves.





..............He removes his shirt





..............Muscles ripple across his chest.





..............She gasps...





............He whispers...





............."Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

[the H team]

[the H team]

so can you tell i'm bored at w*rk. this has to be the worst &
s l o w e s t saturday i've ever has to w*rk. another 3 hours & 15 minutes to go. ugh!

[SillyLoocie]

5 members & 52 guests, so what is up with that?
Doesn’t anyone want to sign in & have a little chat?
Is Smart Canucks that excitement worthy that lurkers opt to loom?
& are our members keeping busy by tidying up their room?
No more winning words to share, are we in withdrawal mode?
& did the weeks of feverish posting cause anyone to implode?
Should we open up the suggestion box to any new ideas?
& should we talk about at lunch at a swanky pizzeria?
Do you think Q107 is going to reformat or maybe just regroup?
Will they keep us aging baby boomers in the current loop?
Will there be a radio station shuffle as this happens in that biz?
& do you think my questions are reminiscent of a quiz?

[Stewy]

Good news. I took all my points and bid on the laptop. Now I no longer have to worry about what to do with all those points. As Elmo would say " Life is Grand"

[the H team]

LOL….LOL…..LOL


A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases

it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the

car and opens the trunk.

She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the

rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The life-like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude

bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't

very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged,

approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on

here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by

the road?!" asks the Officer.



HELLLLLLO, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

[Stewy]

Jesus Christ SuperStar

Try and get this out of your head now.

[heartgirl99]

Good news. I took all my points and bid on the laptop. Now I no longer have to worry about what to do with all those points. As Elmo would say " Life is Grand"

Good luck stewy!
...One less thing to worry about

[heartgirl99]

so can you tell i'm bored at w*rk. this has to be the worst &
s l o w e s t saturday i've ever has to w*rk. another 3 hours & 15 minutes to go. ugh!

Sorry you're having such a cr@ppy day at work but I'm enjoying the jokes !

esp the "flashers"

[the H team]

[the H team]

Sorry you're having such a cr@ppy day at work but I'm enjoying the jokes !

esp the "flashers"

glad i can make someone laugh.
i'll see what else i can find. oh look, only 2 hours &35 minutes to go.

[sgtspeed]

Thanks to all of the contributors with the trivia answers in the early morning, and to Loocie for not one but 2 excellent poems this morning, and finally to H Team, for being not so busy at work and providing all of the jokes for us today!! Enjoy your long weekend though it sounds like H Team is not as fortunate as the rest of us..

[the H team]

[Stewy]

Good luck stewy!
...One less thing to worry about

Draw is over and I still need a laptop. lol